So Can We All Agree That Big Dog Jimmy Is A Golden Retriever

What if BAM was an acronym? Here are some potential words. 

Business, botanist, brainiac, banker, butcher

Abnormal, animal, approval, artisans, artist, angel, archer, arbitrators, attorneys, archivists 

Members, monopoly, mates

Personality I think DAM being An acronym for business association members is funny. Butcher Angel Mates is a close second.

Empires smp pony au part 1 oli

Oli’s pony name is lutetium but everyone calls him lute for short he is a descendant of princess platinum but nobody believes him 

This is princess platinum

This is what Oli’s color scheme would be

Oli’s cutie mark is a music note being blown about by a gust of wind because he is a drifter and was tossed from his world to another one and he just went with it

also his genius/knowledge/music is under appreciated and fades into the background it’s just like air always there but you only notice it when it’s gone

and the music note is because he’s a bard

@crowswithhorns and @cheerioskid

Then when they all respawn joel and grian will berate Jimmy for picking a fight with a warden and getting them all killed

trying to collect my thoughts about The Bad Boys (that is, jimmy grian and joel)

like. joel and grian are by far the most bloodthirsty people on the server ("aw i'm not the boogey :(" and grian's 3L murder spree while green). meanwhile jimmy is constantly referenced as the most likely to die. they're all horrible chaotic influences on each other, they're egging one another on -- but then they hasten to warn each other about leaf waterlogging on bucket jumps. they spend their afternoons quietly fishing in their little wooden clubhouse... then go back to doing property damage and stealing things and setting fires

it's two short + one tall, but the one tall is all ineffectual bravado and the two short are these totally unhinged berserkers

"we're the only ones allowed to bully jimmy" + "i love my terrifying murderous besties" energy, is this making sense??? they're driving me mad

The beach

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

I love Lizzie’s and Katherine’s 

and jimmy’s is perfect 

god au doodles :O

i’m pretty proud of this one actually

god au by @adina123

variations of scott’s hair :D

Oli’s family in esmp season 1 is from a kingdom of music on the coast close to them

they are just as artistic and they are allied with mezalia because of the record label that both kingdoms contribute to

But I think oli lives in mezalia maybe he is not the Heineken his parents sent him to mezalia and he grew up there

OH MY GOSH. THE RECORD LABEL.

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE RECORD LABEL.

Joel is visually artistic and Oli is musically artistic and they are best friends amen <33

Steven universe human rose headcannon

Human rose would be a veterinarian that does gardening and dancing as a hobby 

she met pearl in ballet class as kids 

she comes from a family of very  talented notable and rich doctors that own multiple hospitals get it doctors sounds like dictators 

Her family thought that she was to childish emphatic and careless to be a good doctor they wouldn’t pay for her to go to collage 

she ran away got fat dyed her hair and started a rock band get it rock

 the money she made being the lead singer of the crystal gems went into her degree 

her family hates the crystal gems 

Greg is a fan that wants to join the band  

I find it sad how in every series jimmy has taken part in he gains a buddy but he always looses him and it’s saying something that in rats and empires season 2 the ones where he isn’t in a duo those are where he is the most unstable

martyn in evo joel in empires season 1 Scott in third life and tango in double life you can put fwhip in the list if your not just counting relationships that are from other series but really you can add every one that comes into contact with him

we joke about how he has so many boyfriends even though he is pathetic but thinking about that lore wise tango is the only one that hasn’t switched from a positive relationship to it’s complicated it must be so confusing to be so close to someone then suddenly lose the bond you thought was unbreable

maybe Jimmy doesn’t want respect maybe what he really wants is unconditional love

I always thought that in a Gemcyt au mumza would be one of the diamonds and knowing that in @sixteenth-days fic lizzie is pink diamond I have a cool idea 

one character from empire 

one character from dream smp 

and one character from hermitcraft 

They could be 3 of 4 diamonds 

Since in empires season one lore lizzie was a demigod and Kristin is a goddess I think the choice for the hermit diamond should also have a popular divine interpretation within the fandom 

My problem is that I don’t know a lot about hermitcraft so in the past when I thought about it I just put grian in the role because he was a watcher which is an other worldly being that is kinda a god  

But he is an aquamarine so I would appreciate if hermitcraft enjoyers could share their ideas and say if any body else aside from grian has a popular headcanon where they are a god or something