Yo…. When Jet Breaks In The Tea Shop And Accuses Zuko And Iroh Of Beinh Firebenders….

Empires smp monster high au 

jimmy is a combination of honey swamps and Venus mcflytrap 

instead of honeys southern belle theme he goes for a cowboy theme 

he was raised in a swamp away from both normies and monsters he was a wild child before going to monster high 

so to summarize he’s a fishy slimy plant monster with a cowboy boy inspired style and terrible social skills 

Lizzie is just like Posea Reef and is the daughter Poseidon 

she has shiny blue scales covering her skin and bright pink hair and she is very tall 

she is a half human that was raised amongst normies so the monster thing is new to her she used to look different so the change in appearance and instincts freaks her out when she thinks about it to hard 

so to summarize shes an out of her depth neon demigoddess that just grew gills one day 

joel is a descendent of dr hyde like Jackson 

he transforms into a monster sometimes and his monster self is empires season 2 Joel 

He’s not a god but he’s made out of stone with stone skin like Rochelle Goyle the gargoyle

he looks like a Greek statue brought to life with glowing electric green hair and lightning powers instead of fire 

like Jackson joel doesn’t know he’s a monster and like in cannon even when given proof he doesn’t believe it he believes in monsters and goes to monster high but he refuses to believe he’s a monster 

instead of being a scientist like his ancestors he is an artist 

to summarize he’s a normal dude that goes to monster high or so he thinks he’s keeping a very shock secret from himself 

the three bond over feeling like outcast 

Lizzie and joel also can relate to each others changing bodies they make normie references and teach Jimmy about normie and monster social norms 

Lizzie and jimmy bond over being fish and become seablings 

jimmy and joel have known each other longer but not by much Lizzie only stated at monster high in the middle of the year but before that joel was ignored because he was a normie and Jimmy who didn’t know why everybody was ignoring him decided to become his friend 

Jimmy in the gemcyt au is off color

We all know about the canary curse and how Jimmy always dies first well my idea on how to transfer that into a gem au is instead of dying the most he poofs the most 

His form is very breakable so something that other gem’s would be able to power through like a very hard punch could make him retreat into his gem instantly

He would also not be able to keep his form after being stabbed like bismuth during the breakin point fight or Pearl during sword training 

His defective programming is so unnoticeable that he was in denial about it for a very long time and didn’t realize he was an off color until way later 

Sometimes the defective coding that causes his form to be so week will fail completely making him poof at a random time with out an external reason

When he reforms he becomes a shining target because it is literally a full minute of him cycling through all his many many past forms  

this is base off of the gemcyt au from @chrisrin and @cherrifire

Man-eating sirens have plagued these waters for as long anyone can remember. Now, as you sail across the ocean with your crew, siren songs begin to entrance everyone on board. In a desperate move to save the others, you try something no one else has tried before; you sing along with them.

In helluva boss au Tommy is Loona dream messes with quackity so he will be moxxi but closer in personality to his character on the dsmp he will be the sane one and his lover sapnap is Millie he is closer to his youtuber irl self and is on very good terms with dream and is the most supportive out of there group

Helluva Boss with Dream as Blitzo and Tommy works for him?

Would Tommy be Loona, Moxxi, or Millie?

Bad boys playlist

All 

Cruisin for a bruisin from teen beach movie 

Bang bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj

Bad boy by cascada 

Daughters of darkness by halestorm 

Candy store from heathers

Jimmy 

Break the rules by charli xcx 

Joel 

 I Can’t be tamed by Miley Cyrus 

Grian 

I’m the bad guy from wander over yonder

I have no idea even though the picture is a non human creature with ears

I think it’s a bug wolf hybrid

why not both

It would not be his first polyamorous marriage attempt

hoping this time it works out(it probably won’t)

Five bucks quackity shows up at the wedding tomorrow in a wedding dress announcing that he’s in love with the groom. Which groom? Cellbit probably

Gemcyt au that stars the cod alliance from season one empire’s and where most of the other characters where crystal gems that fought in the gem war

Grian was the leader of the rebellion that worked together with Lizzie a diamond in disguise to fake her shattering and just like in cannon the diamonds retaliated by the corrupting all the gems still on the planet 

Lizzie used her weapon to block the blast and like rose she was able to grab two others before it hit

Joel who never left her side and jimmy who stayed close to joel 

the story takes place 5,300 years after the war and starts when a modern human historian named pix befriends the survivors 

lizzie a pink diamond disguised as a rose quartz that is a scammer and is the one that makes their fake ids and legal papers 

joel a green off color pearl that was originally quiet but over the years became more outspoken and confident 

and jimmy a defective clumsy lapis that loves human board games and organic animals 

Pix questions them about the gem artifacts and ruins he has been studying and as they get more comfortable around him they start info dumping about the caste system and the war

It steadily gets more and more personal until it gets to the point where he becomes their unofficial therapist 

Then the home world gems start coming to earth again and pix becomes a diplomat that ends up using Lizzies status as a diamond to defeat the other diamonds by talking to them like Steven did in Steven universe 

this au is heavy inspired by @playername-player-of-games and @marblegroves

dream Smp ever after high au Karl

I think Karl would be the next Alice his mom returned home from her adventure and grew up then had a kid who was Karl 

He grew up listening to his mother’s stories then when he he got older he fell down a hole and just like Alice found himself in a magical world and rolled with it

Everyone thinks he’s weird because he doesn’t know about stuff that’s common knowledge 

His mother never told him she was Alice so he thinks he doesn’t have a destiny because of that he is very secretive and he try’s to hide it from everyone because he thinks that if he were ever to be found out he would be expelled 

In his free time and during weekends he disappears for long stretches of time so that he could look for ways back to his home 

The reason why he writes everything down is because when he finds a way home he wants to remember his friends and have something other then his memory as proof of everything he’s experienced 

If he knew he had a destiny he would be eager to fulfill it and take it very seriously he would be a royal but because he doesn’t know and is an out side observer he sees how messed up the system is 

When he finds out about his mom being Alice and that he has a destiny he would be like Maddie someone that likes the destiny they have but believes everyone should get to choose if they follow there destiny or not 

I dunno if you’ve been asked this but if you had to pick a song based on cuteguy/grian, what song would you pick?

OH WE HAVE A PLAYLIST FOR THE AU SO BUCKLE UP!

Queen of Kings Is Cuteguy based on Lyrics/Story wise, but based on vibes only Dance the Night is a song I match with Cuteguy

Seventeen is definitely a Grian song storywise, but vibes only, any song of The Crane Wives fit his vibe

Cuteguy is Pop while Grian is Acoustic

Numb Little Guy is Scar lyrics/story wise (i will go insane dont test me), while vibes only he is So Alright, Cool, Whatever

Metaphor is sooo Hotguy coded when it comes to story, while GUY EXE is THE hotguy vibes

Any song that has Beach vibes reminds me of Scar, Hotguy songs need to have a big presence idk how to describe it