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Empires smp god au the twins gem and fwhip

Gem started as the goddess of contemplation and potential she was born when animals started to think and had the idea to leave the ocean for the land

she would later gain magic and miracles and belief in things that seem impossible when religion and philosophy got more popular She is also the goddess of teaching and learning

she is the planning stages and the bright young mind building up there skill sets as well as the hypothesis of a scientist

She is warm like a fire in need of more kindling and she is the spark of a idea taking form she is the blue print and the first draft the dreams that are not yet a reality 

Her brother Fwhip is the god of innovation and progress he came after his sister when the animals followed through with their ambitions and took their first steps on the land

he is the reason we continue he causes spite and determination

later he was behind the humans discovery of fire he is also the god of revenge and envy and humanity 

he is the jealousy that feeds competition the inner flame the breaking with tradition he is the test trials and the final product the drive to improve and surpass our limits

he is humanity’s greatest strengths and ingrained flaws and a reminder of how our strengths when taken to extremes are damaging and how flaws when left to fester leave a person stagnant 

They are both gods of knowledge and evaluation

but While gems knowledge focuses on theory and laying out the foundations

fwhips knowledge is what happens before and after the objective is met also quick thinking when things don’t go as expected

@weird-king-eli

celestial siblings symbolism

if pearl is the moon and if grian is the sun then what is Jimmy

the earth? The dawn? Or something else …

Like the flock in cannon they named them selves

grian called himself pesky because that’s what the scientists called him do to him being the most difficult to control

Pearl was fade or shadow or something if anyone has a suggestion for it please share anyway it didn’t last long before she decided to change it to pearl but the reason for her original name was because when ever the scientists would talk about her power they would mention how she would blend into the background

Jimmy was canary because they didn’t have anything to really say about his personality and power because he was like 5 or something he didn’t have fleshed out a personality yet and even though he was the youngest which did cause him to be difficult he wasn’t as difficult as grian and he also didn’t have powers yet so the others called him by the bird the scientist said when they talked about his wings

martyn was similar there wasn’t anything that stood out other then what bird he was so his family called him wood because he has the wings of a wood pecker

after they escaped they chose new names that would allow them to blend in for and help keep the scientists from finding them

pearls the only one that kept her name it was passable as a name a normal girl would have at birth the reason she’s named pearl was because one of her only happy memories that didn’t involve her siblings in the lab was when she asked this janitor lady about some jewelry she was wearing and the lady told her about where she got it she probably got it as a gift and it wasn’t even a real pearl but that janitor gave her proof that there was a world outside the lab filled with gift giving people like the janitor

Oli’s family in esmp season 1 is from a kingdom of music on the coast close to them

they are just as artistic and they are allied with mezalia because of the record label that both kingdoms contribute to

But I think oli lives in mezalia maybe he is not the Heineken his parents sent him to mezalia and he grew up there

OH MY GOSH. THE RECORD LABEL.

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE RECORD LABEL.

Joel is visually artistic and Oli is musically artistic and they are best friends amen <33

Steven universe human rose headcannon

Human rose would be a veterinarian that does gardening and dancing as a hobby 

she met pearl in ballet class as kids 

she comes from a family of very  talented notable and rich doctors that own multiple hospitals get it doctors sounds like dictators 

Her family thought that she was to childish emphatic and careless to be a good doctor they wouldn’t pay for her to go to collage 

she ran away got fat dyed her hair and started a rock band get it rock

 the money she made being the lead singer of the crystal gems went into her degree 

her family hates the crystal gems 

Greg is a fan that wants to join the band  

In helluva boss au Tommy is Loona dream messes with quackity so he will be moxxi but closer in personality to his character on the dsmp he will be the sane one and his lover sapnap is Millie he is closer to his youtuber irl self and is on very good terms with dream and is the most supportive out of there group

Helluva Boss with Dream as Blitzo and Tommy works for him?

Would Tommy be Loona, Moxxi, or Millie?

Then when they all respawn joel and grian will berate Jimmy for picking a fight with a warden and getting them all killed

trying to collect my thoughts about The Bad Boys (that is, jimmy grian and joel)

like. joel and grian are by far the most bloodthirsty people on the server ("aw i'm not the boogey :(" and grian's 3L murder spree while green). meanwhile jimmy is constantly referenced as the most likely to die. they're all horrible chaotic influences on each other, they're egging one another on -- but then they hasten to warn each other about leaf waterlogging on bucket jumps. they spend their afternoons quietly fishing in their little wooden clubhouse... then go back to doing property damage and stealing things and setting fires

it's two short + one tall, but the one tall is all ineffectual bravado and the two short are these totally unhinged berserkers

"we're the only ones allowed to bully jimmy" + "i love my terrifying murderous besties" energy, is this making sense??? they're driving me mad

five nights at the museum.... inspired by this tweet