The Reason For Season 1 Jimmy Hating Salmon Headcannon

I can’t help but think about princess bubblegum and marceline when I think about Jimmy and fWhip “I’m your forever problem” “ I just your problem” also the break up song woke up is perfectly emotional and sad and petty it just fits so well

Tommy is Loona

dream is blitz

Dream targets quackity so quackity will be moxxi quackity is closer in personality to his character on the dsmp he will be the sane one of the group he is not good in a fight he is the one that talks with the clients both the spokesman and negotiator 

Quackitys lover sapnap is Millie sapnap is closer to his youtuber irl self and is on very good terms with dream and is the most trigger happy of there group but more hand to hand combat he also loves arson

Karl is a client that stuck around after they killed the target he paid for to get killed who the target was and why he wanted them dead is up to you 

Wilbur techno and phil are vortex but platonic dream is jealous of how Tommy likes them like brothers/father and they hang out a bunch 

Wilbur is verosika but instead of dreams ex he is quackitys and he’s a singer techno is the bodyguard and phil is just there to support them 

Helluva Boss with Dream as Blitzo and Tommy works for him?

Would Tommy be Loona, Moxxi, or Millie?

Empires smp god au seablings

Lizzie is the second oldest god she started out as just an ocean god with only one domain under her belt and for a while she was alone

with time life grew in her ocean but unfortunately they were only single celled organisms who she could not hold a proper conversation

So she continued her lonely life until the first death which resulted in Jimmy the god of death making his first appearance leaving Lizzie shocked

because up until then she thought that there was nobody capable of communicating with her but at the same Time she was happy to not be alone anymore

Matzah ball Soup

what do you think those things on jimmy’s belt are

started this superpower au like a month ago and finally got around to colouring the timeline I made for this insane batch of siblings. Won't go much into the au here just because I'm tired but if anyone wants to hear about anythin' specific I can respond :]

Also not set on the "Evo" surname, its more a placeholder than anything but it gets the energy a crossed lol. Any better suggestions are welcome.

Steven universe the diamonds if they were children

Pink is the oblivious youngest child that is a bit of a brat but also insightful 

Blue is the crybaby child that is it low key spiteful and extremely needy 

Yellow is the obedient child that chides the others when they break the rules 

White is the bossy oldest child that thinks they know more than the others

Bad boys playlist

All 

Cruisin for a bruisin from teen beach movie 

Bang bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj

Bad boy by cascada 

Daughters of darkness by halestorm 

Candy store from heathers

Jimmy 

Break the rules by charli xcx 

Joel 

 I Can’t be tamed by Miley Cyrus 

Grian 

I’m the bad guy from wander over yonder

Pjo au Cleo

Cleo is the oracle but not just because she’s a red head artist like Rachel Elizabeth dare 

I just think the idea of her having to have someone fallow her with a mattress or hand to catch her after she’s done with the prophecy is hilarious 

because I’m imagining that it’s a mandatory job that all campers have to do in shifts and Martyn hates it

without fail he is always a no show when it’s his turn and he is downright shameless in his blatant ditching 

on the one and only occasion he did show she actually had a prophecy and he didn’t even try to catch her but he came up with a good excuse to get out of trouble 

after that day Cleo loathed him and petitioned for him to never be allowed to have oracle duty again at this point the counselors were ready to give up trying to get martyn to show and cleos word was the last nail in the coffin and as you can imagine martyn was ok with the erangment

And So martyn won the battle but Cleo would not let him win the war because she may be a mortal oracle but if she was a demigod her mom would totally be nemesis and we know it

On one of the many misadventure the bad boys had while they were traveling jimmy was taken by a cyclops. Joel wanted to run in and send the cyclops back to Tartarus on the spot but grian didn’t feel like dying that day and thought that it would be a better idea for him to distract the cyclops. so it was decided when the cyclops was busy with grian joel could sneak past and grab jimmy so they could all leave without being maimed.

And So it began grian put on a dress and for the rest of the rescue mission told Joel to only refer to him as Ariana Griande (he didn’t need to do this)

The two separated joel snuck towards jimmy while Ariana Griande taunted the cyclops into following him somewhere else but unfortunately Ariana Griande ran into a wall literally 

Fortunately there happened to be a hunter of Artemis nearby named Pearl. She helped the demigod by killing the cyclops that had cornered him. after the bad boys regrouped and things calmed down they got to talking she was a bit behind the times and didn’t get the reference so she tried to recruit Ariana Griande but when she found out the truth she backed off 

they left on good terms and it was during this enlightening conversation that the bad boys found out why they were being hunted by monsters nobody else could see and that they were demigods