Who Is The First Time Traveler

wilbur isekai au

There’s this idea going around that the hole story of the dream Smp was the fever dream of a random gas station and I love it but I was thinking what if it was a wizard of oz situation where the characters are all people he knows 

 bbh could be a semi religious daycare worker that stops by every morning to buy muffins for his students breakfast and an egg sandwich from the next door Dunkin’ doughnuts or some other chain 

the gas station can be located in a in the middle of nowhere strip mall 

There’s a day care that is the badlands/eggpire

Las Nevada’s is a Mexican restaurant with a lot of arcade machines 

The syndicate are security or repair men 

The dream team are health inspectors or people from corporate that are in charge of the reviews and budget 

Kinoko kingdom is a book store that also sells foreign products like plants or Japanese KitKats or manga the types of people that buy from them are very pompous or just very eccentric amongst there frequent customers are very familiar names from tales like helga or sir billiam

Au where the sbi are a family of animal shapeshifters Phil’s a crow technos a pig tubbos a goat fundys a fox Tommy’s either a raccoon or a baby chicken because grown crow Phil with a chick Tommy is adorable basically all of them are shifters but Wilbur who brings friends home from school and they stare as he introduces them to his family in there animal form’s they start to question Wilburs sanity like he’s crazy until the animals start taking and then they start to question there own sanity and all this happens because his family tried to mess with Wilbur and his friends

I think it’s pretty telling that jimmy dying marked the disbanding of the bad boys. He was the connecting thread of the group. In limited life grian and Joel didn’t have much of a dynamic outside of their shared love of bullying jimmy. So When he died the remaining two bad boys had zero cohesion and started acting on their own.

Joel wanted revenge and grian wanted survival 

I really think that it would have been different if Joel or grian had been the one to die instead of jimmy.

If grian had died then jimmy probably would’ve joined joel on his revenge quest.

And If Joel died Jimmy would have stuck with grian so he could annoy him.

On one of the many misadventure the bad boys had while they were traveling jimmy was taken by a cyclops. Joel wanted to run in and send the cyclops back to Tartarus on the spot but grian didn’t feel like dying that day and thought that it would be a better idea for him to distract the cyclops. so it was decided when the cyclops was busy with grian joel could sneak past and grab jimmy so they could all leave without being maimed.

And So it began grian put on a dress and for the rest of the rescue mission told Joel to only refer to him as Ariana Griande (he didn’t need to do this)

The two separated joel snuck towards jimmy while Ariana Griande taunted the cyclops into following him somewhere else but unfortunately Ariana Griande ran into a wall literally 

Fortunately there happened to be a hunter of Artemis nearby named Pearl. She helped the demigod by killing the cyclops that had cornered him. after the bad boys regrouped and things calmed down they got to talking she was a bit behind the times and didn’t get the reference so she tried to recruit Ariana Griande but when she found out the truth she backed off 

they left on good terms and it was during this enlightening conversation that the bad boys found out why they were being hunted by monsters nobody else could see and that they were demigods

why not both

It would not be his first polyamorous marriage attempt

hoping this time it works out(it probably won’t)

Five bucks quackity shows up at the wedding tomorrow in a wedding dress announcing that he’s in love with the groom. Which groom? Cellbit probably

Martyns deal is that he’s a listener so it’s tempting to give him super hearing but in this au the listening aspect of his power are not him listening but instead others listening

he can enhance sounds that are not his own

so clapping or shouting won’t work he needs an object to make the sound for him and he has to be touching it

his power is that he can control the loudness of the sound that results from him taking an object and hitting it against another object

he has wood pecker wings get it wood

he has an ability that is useful but not in combat

Mcyt pony au jimmy

Jimmy is a part of the Apple family and is named goldrush apple (its real)

his mark is a canary/golden colored apple that is sliced down the middle with a core shaped like a star symbolizing his deep seeded want for respect and his willingness to tear himself apart to get it

potential color schemes

@cheerioskid and @crowswithhorns and @fence-time

Just found out that bbh used to be called saints of games 

and now he’s a demon 

Fallen angel bbh my beloved !

Mcyt pony au ldshadowlady

Lizzies name is pink lady apple and is apart of the apple family

her cutie mark is a coin with an apple on it and she knows that people will look at her very unsubtle mark and will conclude that she’s only after money and it will be bad for business so she covers it up

potential color schemes

Inspired by @cheerioskid and @crowswithhorns