Status Update: Might Just Buy Everything In Five Below

Okay but this is a sign

if you like and dont reblog i will block you

everybody give it up for the normallest family in the world who have never had anything bad happen to them ever. theyre going to get ice cream

You are an alien assassin tasked with killing the human ambassador. Only to find out all your poisons like caffeine, chocolate, capsaicin, tabacco mint etc. Don’t work

ok this happens for me i was talking to someone about it and i. dont think everyone does this so poll time. if you went somewhere (school, work, the store, etc) in your clothes do you immediately change out of them when you get home. Like having seperate clothes for at home. outside pants you cant wear while sitting on the bed because theyre been places you cant do that. its ok if youre already wearing going out clothes and you sit on the bed before you leave BUT if youve already been somewhere you absolutely cannot sit on the bed before you at least change your pants. But you gotta change your shirt too if you plan to lay down. that was kinda complicated but does anyone else do this please

Here me out-

kind of a milf, reblog

Dragons are cool.

“I want my dog back.” You demand. The Book Keeper looks down “It says here that your dog died peacefully from old age- hang on, how did you get to the underworld? You’re not due here for decades.” You glare at them. “I don’t care what it says and you do not want to know the lengths I’ll go to.”

My class asked a question, our history teacher said to ask the physics teacher, we asked the physics teacher, she said she didn't know and to ask the space teacher, and SHE ALSO DIDN'T KNOW! So tumblr, what is the answer?

my friend and i binged gravity falls over the past couple days and like its made me want to do serious art but ive gotten burnt out from art fight so all ive been doing is these stupid doodles

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog