Give Me An AU Where The Gang Accidentally Purges Jonah In Season 2, And Then They Have To Spend The Rest

Gertrude Robinson threatening people has the biggest dick energy I've witnessed in a while, pass it on.

Hey, Episode 124 Jon? Jonathan Simps? How does it feel to finally be the one pining after someone that won't consider you?

After the S4 trailer I was getting ready for a tearful reunion and instead I get these two emotionally constipated men, I'm loving it.

A friend called me Archivist today, and I think the feeling I got was the closest thing I've ever gotten to ✨pure euphoria✨

As a would-be avatar of the Vast I feel this in a spiritual way.

ever think about how vast avatars are just like. really short. just so fucking small in every way. imagine walking into a fairchild family gathering and absolutely everyone’s 5′0 or under. these seriously tinyass people just love flying through the air because they like to feel tall. like weenie dogs on the kitchen counter of the universe. they take the “how’s the weather up there” joke and just make it into a threat. they look at somebody who clears 6′ ft and feel the need to fling them into an unforgiving void because tall people don’t have the chops to get out of it. do you want to know what the weather is like up here. fuck with me and find out.

i started this one almost two weeks ago and didnt try to finish it till just now

whoops

(Season 4 spoilers, my dudes)

Oh yes, the dumb™ Jonathan Sims is back and ready to stick his nose or well, his entire body where he shouldn't!

Ragnarok III: Strange Meeting in a nutshell

Loki: Where you headed?

Thor: Gonna kill Odin with this hammer I found, you?

Loki: Gonna kiss my wife.

Both: *give the other a thumbs up as a sick-ass guitar solo plays*

Can we please just appreciate the love between the brothers & sisters of the Charlotte Family

Brulée being the best sister ever & taking care of Katakuri in the mirror world not caring about his face ‘cause she knows and loves him anyway ♡ Like he’ll forever be the perfect brother for her !

Kids!Katakuri, Oven & Daifuku happily eating donuts together with Perospero watching them, Katakuri wanting to be himself or their reaction(especially Katakuri ‘cause it’s because of those little bastards that annoyed him) when Brulée got her face slashed.

I’m so happy that we get to see this at the end of this arc, I hope they are going to find the happiness they deserve eventho with a mom like Big Mom it won’t be easy and also I wish for Katakuri to be totally free from that scarf

Hope we will see them again in the future !

How dare you make me feel feelings. How dare you make my heart happy and sad and thrive for these characters to then say:

"No, Martin is not going to be okay."

Then, I try telling myself that maybe everyone are gonna suffer in a light amout, y'know... a "spreading the hurt equally" situation.

But then.

Then you add:

"Especially Martin."

Jonny Sims...you really want me to have a breakdown, don't you?

Me: Had a long week, I'm now rewarding myself with more emotional turmoil.

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