So... Could We Talk About Volume 94 For A Sec?

So um,,,I hate him so much.

But I just checked and I discovered that I'm not the only one who ears the opening melody of "Do I Wanna Know?" as a nervous response to this particular panel.

Oh...SO WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME THAT ANNABELLE CANE HAD A LISP?

That's not healthy for me guys, that gave me and heart attack, I love her so much-

i got literal chills when annabelle explained how the web used the tapes and jon's voice to cast a line out into other dimensions. that's a very subtle way to break the 4th wall and one that adds an extra level of fear to the listening experience. the magnus archives is a podcast distributed by rusty quill, but it is also a lure. a line cast into our dimension by the web. a pathway for the fear entities to follow through to this dimension, should jon and the others decide to remove them from theirs. i'm now not only invested in what happens to these characters, i'm also invested in their choices because of the implication that they will affect me, the listener. 10/10 good horror, very creepy. would listen again.

I have to admit, even if

One; Simon Fairchild is my favourite of the Old Eldritch Horror Man Trio

And two; I'd probably be an avatar of the Vast and at the end of the day I'd be treated just the same;

I almost laughed through the tears when I learned that he got fucking kneecapped by an angry mob.

I was digging around TF2 sound files and I thought these were pretty cute so I compiled them. Rare sound files that are sometimes used in-game when Miss Pauling gives you a contract.

Going right for my throat, aren't you?

Psst. Hey. Fucker. *Kisses you* idiot.

Mike crew and Simon fairchild meet once on an airplane and it goes like this

Mike: *throws someone off the plane so that they are falling for all eternity*

Simon: hey I was gonna do that. Who are u?

Mike: I'm Mike, I work for the vast. Who are u?

Simon: I'm simon and I work for the vast

Mike: wait if I work for the vast and u work for the vast, then who's flying this plane?

Simon and Mike both laugh hysterically as the plane begins to experience severe turbulence. The passengers all scream.

i’m in the middle of bum fuck georgia on a trip and all i want is some big ass slasher man to burst through the woods and b(eat) my ass