Could You Do A Tweet About Pigs Flying And Having A Leaguer (maybe Nightwing?) Getting Confused

[Image ID: Screenshot from GoFundMe with a title that reads "Help My Congolese Family Flee genocide". Attached to it is a picture of a black woman with long hair, with a tree and a building behind her. Enya-Zura Citeya-Kanjinga is organizing this campaign and it has gathered $9,305 CAD from its $20,000 goal as of the making of this post, June 20th, 2024. /End ID]

This GFM was shared by youtubers Tirrrb and Elliot Sang and I would like to bring more attention to it. Please help escape a congolese family from genocide and reunite them with their family members. Donate if possible and share ❤️🇨🇩

Link:

gofundme.com

Donate to Help My Congolese Family Flee Genocide, organized by Enya-Zura Citeya-Kanjinga

I'm a Congolese dyke refugee. My mom, dad and siblings and myself fle… Enya-Zura Citeya-Kanjinga needs your support for Help My Congolese Fa

on the same throne, matching suits and bracelets, wearing rings... oh they piss me off

Everyone is saying that the professor is grinding the Pokémon into candy, but consider the following:

• The professor frantically running around with assistants, inspecting hundreds of thousands of pidgeys a day, getting bitten and screeched at while they try to figure out if this pidgey has been tagged yet so they release them back to track their migration

• Panicked interns trying to scoop the ekanses back into their tank because theyre freaking out the rattatas

• Three caterpies climbed into a vent and evolved into metapods that are too far in to reach so six underpaid college students are trying to dismantle ductwork

• Theres a big door marked “KEEP OUT” because a dozen oddish evolved into a squad of Vileplumes and until they stop releasing stun spores the entire room is just off limits

• Hundreds of researchers running on red bull and determination trying to tag and examine all the Pokemon but having to turn off the machine every once in a while to the discontent of trainers who are all getting a “Sorry, the servers are currently down” message at LEAST twice a day

• “GPS not found” flashes while returning a big group and suddenly Florida has been gifted 6,000 mankeys right in the middle of Epcot

• Someone in the back room up to their waist in stale dog treats with a bunch of little stamps. They sigh deeply at how gullible Pokemon trainers are that they think these things actually do anything other than excite the Pokemon so much they evolve

• Actual science professor surrounded by chaos and interns and a budget just too small

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

At this point gen will probably die single lmao

Anyway the idea is from @putcreativenamehere. The original post:

also bonus xeno bailing his husband from jail (again)

damian: you bumbling bafoon! never in my life have i met such a -

jason: big words considering i fucked your mom.

dick: YOU DID WHAT?!

jason: oops

I am not joking I am not exaggerating the thirst on this fucking website for cis dudes w a lil extra fat on their chests... And the insistence on referring to those as titties and boobs and big naturals. Has made me (trans man) feel significantly better about my boobs! Everyone here sees a dude with big ol bazoonkas and goes fucking apeshit. Hell yeah. Men's tits. I got those too! Maybe they're also hot on me! Holy shit! Men's tits!

Urgent appeal for help to provide food and medicine to ensure a safe pregnancy, as well as to secure food for my family of 10 members:

1. Nasr (my father) - 51 years old

2. Hend (my mother) - 47 years old

3. Ahmed (brother) - 22 years old

4. Linda (sister) - 25 years old

5. Mohammed (sister's husband) - 29 years old

6. Talin (sister) - 14 years old

7. Rema - 4 years old

8. Saleh - 2 years old

9. Mohammed (my husband) - 39 years old

10. My grandmother - 74 years old

€ 6.128/€ 7,000( Deadline 20 Dec ).

20 hours left.

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✅bilal-salah0 here

✅khanger here

Urgent !!!

€ 872 to reach € 7.000

We need 58 ppl to donate 15€ to reach goal

Only 7 days

Plz help us

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when you are so gay your soulless eyes start shining ✨