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“I don’t want to die anymore all the time! It’s really interesting!” || Source

THIS COMBINES EVERYTHING I LOVE OMG

Destiel is as straight as (musical theatre edition):

Feel free to add to this

Merlin: am i in trouble?

Gaius: take a guess

Merlin: no…?

Gaius: take another guess.

Mcr comes back but frank does vocals and Gerard just sits there playing the pan flute. He also plays the wrong song (ie he plays sleep while the band is playing teenagers). The pan flute is the only thing connected to a microphone or an amp.

Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao

Friendly reminder to all wlw: u don’t have to be butch OR femme. You can be both, neither, 55% butch and 45%, whatever, but you don’t have to be one or the other if you don’t want to. Those aren’t the only options of expression for wlw

Yesterday after dinner

My mum to my brother: Hey, you need to do your piano practice

My brother: okay, let me just go to the bathroom first

My mum mockingly: unacceptable, you must piano first

My dad not looking up from his food: Lol brings a whole new meaning to “piano stool”

Me: *dies*

2.02.15