WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!

dESTIEL

hotter.,,,,,, sweeter…….. cooler..,,,,

Y’know what? Have Jared On Your Feed!!!!!!

I hope I tortured you with this beautiful human being 

Have a nice day love

When you’re gonna read a fanfic about your OTP and you see that it’s tagged “Death”

MCR RETURN

Gerard: You guys wanna hear a song off our first album?

Crowd: *cheers*

Gerard: It’s pretty stabby, but okay...

Crowd:

Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao

tRUEST sHIT

Hamilton: listen, Philip, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Hamilton way.

Philip: isn’t that just the wrong way?

Hamilton: yeah, but it’s faster.

Omfg What have I done!?

He will defeat Thanos…

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.