Joey Batey's Little Laugh At The End Of King. Reblog If You Agree.

I think for the glorious sake of confidentiality, I should probably spew my inner dialogue onto a piece of paper . Something solid. Something I can hold in my hand and be certain that it’s nowhere but-

My eyes

My head

My bones

My blood

Yes , yes I should probably do that . But my arm and fingers would almost certainly ache from all that there is to be said. 

All that could be said.

All that will be said.

Words can,In a sense be so freeing, yet equally so restricting?

I can only express with the pool of alphabetic combinations my mind is able to conjure. There are some things I may feel or think and simply not to be able to explain. Not able to cement it. Prophecize it. And so would more than likely dismiss it entirely. Because no matter how hard I may try to convey it- I could be in absolute shreds and still my body would only let out a sigh. are you finished? Is it over? Can we finally move on? Focus on being and seeing and feeling and thinking something more palatable? Something easier to swallow and digest? What exactly is the purpose of fretting over something that doesn’t bother making itself commutable?

Surely if it was meant to be understood

then

we’d have some semblance of a clue? no?

-𝘢𝘺𝘢 //𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦

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My friend: Who is [insert fictional character]?

Me: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

me scrolling through ao3 looking for fics: “huh, i wonder why i like jayvik so much?”

codywan being my top ship:

Shits fire

everyone loves seeing the happy character show a shocking reveal of sadness,

i want them to get mad.

i want them to scream until their vocal chords snap. i want harsh truths laid out. i want them to be judgemental and cruel. i dont want them to end crying or upset. i want hard, marbled fury. i want the embodiment of a raging hurricane trapped in a glass box. i want the box to be cracked and the wrong word is the last chip it needs to break. no storming off or apologies. they mean what they said and wont ever take it back.

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TOP 5 TCW ARCS AS VOTED BY OUR FOLLOWERS ↳ #2: the umbara arc (4.07) - (4.10) [inspo]

501st / 212th Hijinks

· If you think Hawk and Odd Ball use every mildly acceptable opportunity to drag race, you’re absolutely right.  Most non-mandatory flight exercises are just an excuse to let them go at it.

 Helix and Kix have dart guns locked and loaded for any officer or Jedi avoiding sleep or medical. They’re fed up and they’ve got good aim.  Once the ‘hours without sleep’ clock hits 24, The Most Dangerous Game begins.

Fives and Ahsoka are loveable hellions and must be kept away from each other when not being supervised.  They’re too powerful alone together.

 Force help Lux Bonteri if the 501st ever found out he was playing flirt with their Commander Tano. The only men she needs in her life are her dads, grandmaster and limitless supply of older brothers/uncles. No Seppie is dating their ‘Soka.

 They are, however, very interested in updates on this Mon Calamari King that Ahsoka has become pen pals with.

 One of the most disturbing things these legions have witnessed was not an act of war, but a carnivorous 14 year old taking down a large ungulate on some remote planet and proceeding to tear into it raw…before asking if they’d wanted any.

 Tup was in fact not yet in the legion to witness that event and his brothers had the pleasure of watching him alone scream bloody murder at an equally bloody Ahsoka walking back into camp.

 If there is a clone pile to snuggle into, Ahsoka will be in the middle of it.  If there isn’t, she’s either sleeping on Anakin or Rex, or both.  

There’s a running bet between the 501st and 212th on who can get their COs together first. The 501st was dealt a heavy blow when General Kenobi called Commander Cody “dear” during a meeting, but this will not deter them!

 Their COs have been together in secret for months and just enjoy watching the men’s not-so-subtle antics.  They’ve agreed the next ‘leg-up’ will be Anakin holding on too long after helping Rex up, patting his shoulder and watching the boys silently lose their minds.

 Waxer, one of Ghost company’s best scouts, is great at hide-and-seek.  Obi-Wan took him to visit the temple creche on leave once, and the man had the time of his life hunting down kids and in turn hearing them get frustrated when they couldn’t find him until he let them.

 Longshot is the only one not allowed caf because it seriously screws with his aim.

 Fruit is a highly sought commodity when the men are planetside; when all your meals taste like a load of nothing with a hint of cardboard, fresh fruit is like candy.  Nevermind actual candy.  Fights have broken out over single pieces of candy going missing.

 Shaak Ti acts as a way for Ahsoka to have connection with their culture, and when the two go on field trips to Shili they take some men with them as a guard (read: they also get a cultural field trip); there’s a waiting list so everyone gets a turn.

 Anakin and Obi-Wan were able to land those little ice cream cups with the wooden spoons as a treat for their troops during a long campaign.  Hardcase had twelve and proceeded to have a sugar high that still gives Rex nightmares.  It lasted long enough that come time to move they just set him on the Separatist base they were to clear and he did most of the work while laughing like a maniac.  

 It’s not that Kix and Helix are bad patients, it’s that they don’t trust any of their squadmates to be medics.  They will patch themselves as best they can but anything beyond jamming a stim in their necks will be left until the other can arrive to their location.  Kix would rather nearly bleed out than trust Fives to put an IV in his arm; he will do it himself or wait for Helix.

 Someone once shaved half of Boil’s face but no one has been cruel enough to rat them out.

Wooley has a habit of collecting small soft things, whether or not he means to and whether or not the soft thing is an animal or an object.

Kix has a very pointed preference for breakfast food.

 Cody and Rex don’t have favorites—they don’t!  The love all their brothers in their own way.  One of those ways is in how Echo and Wooley have given them the least headaches. 

 Pictures are routinely taken (discreetly) for wedding albums, of Obi-Wan falling asleep on Cody’s shoulder and of Anakin and Rex co-parenting their disaster carnivore of a teenager.

 Anakin and Ahsoka have absolutely shown the men basic lightsaber forms, both to show off and in a worst case scenario if the men should need to use one.

 One of the funniest things to ever happen at a strategy meeting was one Marshal Commander Cody walking in and dropping a heaping armful of robes on the holotable, staring square at one General Kenobi, and deadpanning “You dropped these, Sir.”

🌻masterlist🌻

⚡️ = angst

** this masterlist is mostly either fluff or angst, for smut, visit here:

𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 💦

𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟

- Stiles Stilinski

without a thought → Reader and Stiles have a crush on each other but are too afraid to say anything until one night where y/n and Stiles are investigating into the master of the kanima.

hair → Reader sits in front of stiles in class and he plays with her hair when he’s anxious 

jealousy jealousy → Plus size!reader making stiles jealous and he can’t control his jealousy 

⚡️ then stay → Reader breaks up with stiles after he was possessed by the nogistune

you okay? → reader finds out she’s been cheated on and stiles comforts her

secret relationship with mccall!reader → headcanon

you’re staying at mine → Reader gets injured and stiles takes care of them

nerf gun war →  Reader sets nerf guns by the front door when stiles comes home and they have a nerf gun war

- isaac lahey

coffee shop order → you’re the new barista at Isaac’s favourite coffee shop

nightmare → reader comforts isaac when his dad died, helping him sleep due to his nightmares

jealousy → Flirting with stiles to make Isaac jealous and he finally snaps and tells you how he confesses how he feels

for you → tensions arise between the McCall pack & the Alpha pack. Reader ends up saving Isaac’s life but in the process kills one of the alphas in the pack.

⚡️ fragile & feeble → isaac rides his bike over to your house after his dad attacked him (TW: ABUSE - im not writing abuse but it’s heavily implied)

soft!isaac → headcanon

aftercare → after having sex with isaac, he takes good care of reader.

anchor → reader is isaac’s anchor despite being broken up

be your own → Despite being broken up, reader is still Isaac’s anchor but she dies

better? → isaac takes care of sick!reader

romance in bubbles →  Reader and Isaac have a romantic bath together 

- liam dunbar (18+)

caught in the act → reader and liam are caught making out. (McCall!reader AU)

stuffed animal → liam catches reader sleeping with a stuffed animal

play wrestling → reader and liam play wrestle, and he lets her win

the simplest touch → reader helps liam calm down during the full moon

“can i braid your hair?” → reader braids liam’s hair

late night drives → reader and liam go on a late night drive

pining → Liam and reader pine for each other, only for mason and Hayden to push them to confess their feelings 

- derek hale

hugs → derek gets hugged from behind by reader and doesn’t know how to react

so freaking beautiful → Curvy!reader feeling insecure he Derek makes he feel loved 

we have a lot to talk about → witch!reader saves derek from getting hurt by a monster

happy birthday, baby → derek becomes suspicious of reader, who was planning his surprise birthday party

⚡️ he’s bad news → young!peter warns reader about derek, who overhears.

explain the mark on your neck → Reader has a bruise and Derek asks if she’s cheating on him 

hickeys → Reader and Derek are secretly dating and he leaves hickeys on her neck 

periods → Reader gets her period while sleeping in Derek’s bed and his reaction is super sweet 

vulnerable → Derek isn’t used to being vulnerable but reader makes him feel safe

“Derek stop or no more kisses” → reader is busy doing something and not giving Derek attention 

piggy back rides → Reader has a broken leg and Derek gives her piggy back rides

comfort and blankets → The Pack are watching a movie and reader falls asleep on derek, who puts a blanket on her

fluff alphabet → headcanon

a simple gift → Reader buys Derek a gift that reminds him of his family 

you have some explaining to do, mister → Having a pack meeting and Melissa finds McCall!reader cuddled with Derek in bed

you’ve got to be kidding → everyone thinks reader is missing so they go to Derek for help, only to find her cuddled up in bed with him 

whiney → Reader is reading on her laptop and Derek gets whiney for attention

history → reader is jealous of Braeden and her history with Derek

air so sweet →  reader and Derek are in a relationship but nobody knows until the reader gets injured and asks for him and he panics

Camaro →  Derek lets reader drive his camaro 

- theo raeken

theo loves touching readers butt & reader does the same to him → headcanon

soulmate!AU

stood up → reader is stood up by her date and Theo goes to her house to check on her

⚡️ I trusted you; we all trusted you → reader breaks up with theo after learning his association with the dread doctors

⚡️ why’d you do it? → reader breaks up with Theo when she finds out his affiliation with the dread doctors

i think i can help with that → Reader finds Theo sleeping in his truck and invites him over to her house to sleep

stood up → Reader gets stood up on a date, and she tells Lydia, who tells Theo, who comforts reader 

“don’t mind me” → Twitch stream!reader filing a mukbang and Theo walks in

baby → theo babies the reader, who says she doesn’t like it but secretly does

⚡️ i’m sorry → Theo and reader get into a fight before a mission, and while she’s dying, she apologises for everything (TW: READER DIES)

please hold on for me → Werewolf!reader gets hurt while trying to save Theo (TW: mentions of death // reader is injured) 

let’s make a pact → Neither Theo nor reader knew either of them were sleeping in their cars and they make a plan to rent an apartment (TW: READER SLEEPING IN CAR)

- brett talbot

the night he almost died → reader goes to brett’s house the night he and lori were almost killed by the hunters

⚡️ jealous!brett

living with brett

blanket hogger → headcanon of brett being a blanket hogger

- scott mccall

⚡️ missing → scott thinks reader is missing and breaks down

☁︎ misc

body moves → peter catches reader dancing in front of a mirror

cupcake → reader is too short to reach anything in the kitchen to make cupcakes and Peter helps

“my nails are now better than yours” → reader gets her nails done and teases peter

distracted → Nolan and reader are studying at her house and he confesses his feelings for her

nails → Reader paints peter’s nails 

dancing → Reader is dancing while cooking dinner and Peter joins them

☁︎ multiple characters

cuddling → headcanon with liam dunbar, theo raeken, brett talbot & isaac lahey

poly relationship with reader x theo x liam (18+) → headcanon

read to us → reader is friends with mitch rapp, thomas (tmr) & stiles stilinski

drunk → reader comes home drunk and (either derek or isaac) help her

teen wolf characters as thirst traps lol

Movie night with Isaac // Liam // stiles // Scott // Theo

getting high with (stiles // scott // liam // theo // brett)

forever home → Literally any teen wolf character 

𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐬 (𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐱)

- dick grayson

you’re Robin?! → reader and dick have been dating for quite sometime, but she has no idea about his double life as a vigilante.

“went a little too hard in training” → dick limps to breakfast after a rough, steamy night with male!reader

So, ‘daddy’, did you have fun last night? → male!reader and dick forgot that the walls aren’t soundproof and get teased by everyone at breakfast

deadpool → reader has powers like dead pool and is very nonchalant about it

chronic pain → dick comforts reader who has chronic pain - headcanon

it’s my duty to protect you → Brother!dick being overprotective over sister!reader 

- jason todd

touch; a love language → Jason and fem!reader have a sweet, romantic bath together after a day of fighting the bad guy with the titans

a secret relationship w/ Jason Todd (titans) would include

platonic Jason Todd relationship where reader is an adoptee of bruce

boyfriend!jason → headcanon

⚡️ you know how business is → reader and jason have a flirty enemy relationship

i love you, darling → reader and jason watch a movie in bed, and he calls her ‘darling’

⚡️ saviour → crane left jason at snowy cones and reader (+gar) help save him.

period pains → reader is on her period, and jason is a sweetheart.

cafes and coffees → reader and jason go on a cute coffee date

soft relationships hc’s

sick → reader is sick and jason comforts her

we made it → H.E.R’s ‘we made it’ inspired imagine

carton robin boxers → reader and Jason defeat a villain, and Jason’s costume gets ripped 

sickly sweet →  Reader is sick and Jason is such a sweetheart

did you just…? →  Reader accidentally tell jason they loves him

I tend to bring women more satisfaction → Jason teases reader 

- tim drake

let me take you home → after reeling with the loss of jason (both in death and red hood), reader begins going on late night walks. One night, she meets tim.

𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬

Jason Todd Kinktober! (smut prompt list here!)

smut prompt #10. “The cuffs stay on, until I say otherwise.”

Smut prompt: #25. “Fuck me like you actually mean it for once.”

smut prompt #24. “Crap. I sent a nude pic to the wrong person.” “Maybe they’ll come join us.”

smut prompts #1, 9, 10 & 23.

smut prompt 6. “I want you to stretch me out, until I can’t take it anymore.”

smut prompts 9, 10, 16, & 23

12 days of titans (dick & jason)

slowly falling in love with Jason || j.todd

I love you || j.todd

reader is a virgin, but dick doesn’t know || d.grayson

☁︎ multiple characters

sick!reader

𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬

- jj

ukelele → pogue!reader goes camping with pogues on the beach and she sings with her ukulele

- john b

someone’s jealous → John b gets jealous of the guy who’s dancing with reader and shyly admits it 

- kie

- pope

- Sarah

god, i love you → sarah tells reader she loves her while reader sleeps but she hears it

first kiss → reader and sarah share their first kiss

secret relationship → headcanon

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐥𝐲𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬 / 𝐡𝐨𝐨

- percy

secret crush → the reader is a child of hades, and percy has a crush on them even though the reader is kinda a loner

cuddling with percy, but reader has to go to work → headcanon

chill for the rest of the night → reader feels insecure and percy makes her feel better

breathing → Reader feels anxious in public and Percy looks after her (TW: ANXIETY) 

nightmare → reader has a nightmare and percy comforts her

⚡️a dare → Percy got dared to ask reader out, and reader finds out 

- leo

birthday → leo celebrates reader’s birthday 

fluffy mornings with leo

how did i get so lucky? → Reader is sad and Leo holds them

burning up → leo takes care of sick!reader

- annabeth

- jason

- piper

sleepy → sleepy mornings with piper

- will (with male!reader, gn!reader or platonic!fem!reader only please considering he’s canonically gay and I wish to respect that)

“i’m so proud of you” → will comforting reader (TW: ED - nothing is mentioned in the imagine but the ‘ask’ does)

𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

- eddie

- steve

- nancy

- robin

𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐜.

- mitch rapp

- thomas (the maze runner)

sweetheart → thomas calls reader a cute nickname 

- spencer reid

- Emily prentiss 

⚡️no other choice → reader is apart of the bau, and they have a difficult case where a child’s life is put in danger by reader’s impulsive decision. Emily, however, has none of it.

- marcus lopez arguello (deadly class)

- asher adams (all american)

heart → Reader comforts Asher after he finds out he has a heart condition