some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
Well fucks? Get to it!
[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis
when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here
bro…THIS IS ME WOTH ALL MY MOOTS AAAAGHHHGG
OW….THIS…THIS IS VERY TRUE….GET THE ALIEN BLUES YALL BUST IT OUT-
People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness
"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally
In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
ah wow seems like a normal chrome them- wait a fucking minute is that clay puppin.gton
doing this with my pfp because it’s my favorite thing ever ૮ ྀི ′̥̥̥ ᵔ ‵̥̥̥ ྀིა ♡