WORM TREES!?!?? THE GLORY!!&

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

WE LOVE THESE STUPID HIMBOS!!! THE WORLD NEEDS THEM!!!

thank you da vinkis

he is so perfect

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

IN THE FACE OF TURMOIL CHOOSE SILLINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can get this on a shirt a sticker a bucket hat a cap a mug a hoodie a sketchbook a tote bag and countless other things over here on my redbubble!!!

please look at this beautiful mouse

BRO STOP I GOT FUJOSHI FLASHBACK AAAAAAAGHHHH *FUCKING DIES*

puddingcore

this….this could be clay/arthur puppington……aayhxhsdxucyuxxuyccy

dad who’s really frustrated over his wife, ex-wife, whatever she is now. so much so that every interaction with his sweet little son makes him feel great. better than great, excited. dad that rushes into his son’s room after an argument, only for all his anger to melt away in the sight of his darling kiddo.

his kiddo is so nice, asking his dad to sit with him and brushes a hand through his hair to ask if there’s anything he can possibly do to help his dad go through it. “no, kiddo” he says before trailing off to look at what you were doing on your phone before he came in “..nothing that won’t end up with you hurt, baby”

his son grins before following his gaze and immediately goes to hide the phone prior to getting interrupted by his dad taking it. he realises kid’s been arguing with his ex-wife behind his back, defending his precious dad. then realises further that you were causing the arguments on purpose.

dad who tosses the phone to the side to agree that, “yeah, kid, you do have something you can help me with” only to repeat “explain yourself” over and over as he facefucks his mouthy little kiddo. taking out his anger on a fallen angel of a child is like no other <3

ofc i’ll defend dad <3 iv always been a daddy’s boy ☺️

love love love thjs nnhhgghjsjkjh.