Soft Reminder: You’re Alive. You Survived The Worst Nights You’ve Ever Experienced. You Picked Yourself

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

i mean, fuck, i like shotas, i like lolis, i like incest, i like toxic yaoi, i like darkship shit

i hope no one has done this

be free!!

guys im so normal

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

I just wanna be part of your symphony 🌈🐬✨️

Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart