Some Fics I've Read Have Had The Hermits Meet Dom, Taurtis, And Sometimes Ellen. What If They Meet Cthulhu,

people from amity park are feral

I fucking love fics when people from amity park go to Gotham 'crime fucking central' City, and they are the craziness thing to happen.

A joker attack? They just collectively beat the shit out of him and his goons. They don't even fight them in like an actual fight. It just chaos. Fucking lightsavers, tackling, kicking the shins, biting. Their's no dignity left for the joker and his men.

The riddler? Someone just punchs him to hard and he's down for the count. That mans dead.

Scarecrow? They just goesn't breath in the fear gas and hits him with a pan or something.

they are the menaces of Gotham now. Danny doesn't even be phantom in Gotham, he's just a normal guy to these people. It just danny and his classmates. The villains have never known peace since. And the poor bats or trying to find this feral group of children, who seem to have no safe for themselves.

ok. but like everyone is a murder. Aliens, old people, Jason, clones was all of them.

So, I'm rewatching yhs cuz I don't have a life.

I'm just started the 1 ep and they saw the news saying that a murder happened. The first thing taurtis said was "don't worry, they won't find me." WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN????

Here's a funny idea!

Taurtis, grain, dom, AND jerry appeared/glitched in to the dream smp. They get separated when showing up. So jerry is ALONE! So when he meets someone they can't understand stand him. Because he is talking to them like this "whare em i?" And "woh are yuo?" They can't understand him so thier asking him the same question he is asking them. So they're slowly becoming annoyed at each other. which causes the them to start shouting and yelling at each other. And it becomes a whole show

Season 5 bingo sheet!!! 7 days left!!

Taurtis angst

I want for people to talk about taurtis angst. I see a lot of people talking about grian angst. Don't get me wrong he is very traumatized too. I just don't think people realize how traumatized taurtis truly is.

1. His first love was murdered and his "best friend" constantly reminded him of that fact.

2. Sam STABED him and didn't show any regret/remorse.

3. He has got Amnesia several times, and one of the time was by his friends.

4. Sam and grian both put him in a electric chair and USED it on HIM!

5. Was kidnapped and murdered by geode.

6. Is a clone and is considered by sam (and sometimes grian) to be second best or nothing at all.

7. Was a SLAVE to his "best friend" for a while.

8. Had to watch as several other clones died/get murdered.

9. Made fun of for shaving his head.

And more!

Just my idea. I would be cool if I could read a fan fic of that.

One of my favorite types of yhs and hermitcraft fanfics are when grian tells story's from yhs to the hermits and they don't believe him or are mortified. The storys he tells them are like how he's friends with cthulhu. He was a cop for a few days and killed a mob leader. How he when to different timelines. How he has kill a ton of aliens to save the world. He destroyed said world. Those kind of fics are my favorite.

Does anyone know if thier is a yhs discord server?

Taurtis angst

part 2 of taurtis angst

10 (by @mysticalfriendlyintrovert ) His “best friend” cooked his dead girlfriend’s remains and tried to feed it to people IN FRONT of him.

11. this friends make fun of him for not knowing as much as them.

12. he as gone missing a lot and sam (sometimes grain too) doesn’t seem to care at all

13. he has been shot a lot and no one cared. (except grain) 

14. his dead girlfriend texted him. 

15. (This isn't really angst just weird) Rowan had a folder of pictures of just taurtis. 

16. No one seemed to care about his health but grain.

17. (This was when they where kids) dom made fun of his weight.

18. Sam told him he was fat and need to watch his weight all the time in yhs (And I think in Tokyo soul too)

19. told that jerry was smarter then him. (and im like 90% sure that he was going/was brain dead)

The “Mr Mime is Ash’s dad” theory mildly irks me NOT because I don’t like it or whatever but bc the canon reason Mimey is there is just SO MUCH FUNNER. For plot related reasons Ash dresses up as a Mr Mime in a circus just outside Pallet town but gets kidnapped by Team Rocket. Brock and Misty are like “oh they’ll let him go once they realise he’s not a Pokemon, we should tell Delia that he’s gonna show up at her house in a Mr Mime costume so she isn’t freaked out” but then an ACTUAL Mr Mime shows up at her house before he does and because Delia is as faceblind as her son she mistakes it for him. And this Mr Mime is like “oh I like it here” and starts helping out around the house doing chores in exchange for food. And then when Ash DOES get home he’s like “mom why is there a Mr Mime here” and she goes “oops! Well he helps more around the house than you so I’m keeping him” and does. Mimey is not Ash’s dad. Mimey is his step-brother and canonically the favourite child