Personally, My Ambition In Life Is To Have A Longass Name, But I Don't Want To Change It. Oh No. So!

Personally, my ambition in life is to have a longass name, but I don't want to change it. Oh no. So! My plan is that I'm going to marry to extend it.

Now, bearing in mind my last name is already hyphenated, and I don't particularly want a spouse, my plan is to find people with cool last names preferably that are already hyphenated on their own and offer them a deal. We get married. We join our names. We then divorce. And they can choose whether to tell people or not too!

They want drama? A fun Divorce Argument sounds fun!

They want humour? Well they can share my longass name with me!

They want fun? Wedding Party!

They get the chance to mess with their family and the people around them, I get a longer name. Win-Win