Where Do You See Yourself In 5 Years?

Forgive. Forgive. Forgive.

Found my doppelganger, they have good taste.

Let me have my HUSBANDS

random but mildly annoyed at how you can't romance both Astarion / Gale at once without modding the game- as a gay dude who's certain he's not monogamous I want my triad polyship pLEASE

ughngnhn Gale x Astarion is *chefs kiss* So lemme HAVE TYHEM BOTH

KAHSKHFKHGG

I AM GREEDY I KNOW BUT big SOFT WIZARD MAN AND ROGUE ELF ARE CURRENTLY LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD OKAY

i'm too gay for this shit- and too anfyrgy ANGYR

ANGRY

I like the other men too, but Gale and Astarion are frigging perfect like how can you CHOOSE??? QHY YOU FORCE ME TO CHOOSE

I thought I could but now-

Astarion: This is my Consort *holds Loki by the hip* And his boyfriend *points to Gale holding Loki's hand* Loki: Our boyfriend. Gale: I'm having a good time :) *Grabs Astarion's hand* Astarion: :D

Its almost 1 AM I am going to bed- or try. I need my wholesome content tho- UAGHH

goofies

being picked up doesnt stop him from talking shit though

Hiii hope ya doing ok! I the au and the kids. Can you give more info about the kids? Like, who is their favorite parent/family friend/adult or how do they feel about all the cult? Do they use nicknames? JUST ANYTHING ABOUT THEM!!!

Thank you so much, I'm glad you're enjoying things here~! 💝

No favoritism among parents, but they do both love their Uncles Baal and Aym, and Ratau (who the lamb has them refer to as "Gramps," much to his frustration).

The cult followers will occasionally shower them with gifts, seeing them to be just as worthy of such things as their beloved cult leaders. Overall, daily life is pretty calm for them (maybe stirring some eventual restlessness and requests for adventure).

This is why my favorite superpower is self cloning/hivemind, imagine having dozens of bodies and how many partners you could have at once!

poly culture is creating a semi-complex polycule with your self-insert and various canon characters in your favorite media and having way less partners than that irl

not that it's bad of course, I just think it's silly to think about /lh

poly culture is fantasizing about dating way more people than physically possible

High quality life advice.

Manipulate, mansplain, malewives

Reblogging for memories sake

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

Where is the I don't drink coffee option?

For further clarification, the coffee was NOT refrigerated or anything, but it is still in a well-sealed pot. You can reheat the coffee however you want.

A fantasy outfit/weapon design + a spell slinging scene commission for LevinLuxio!!

It takes a certain finesse to be a proper spell-blade, but it seems this Luxio's got his act down pat♥

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