50-percent-wizards - Wizard Time

Mumbo: Y'know, Grian, I've always wondered something — why are your eyes purple?

Grian, panicking: I have Alexandria’s Genesis.

Remove the deception skill, just use performance instead. All lies are acting anyways

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"the shadow people come by every once in a while"

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

One minute I think I’ve finally gotten this whole kitchen safely thing figured out and the next I’m staring down the barrel of a meter-high fountain of butter chicken sauce.

Does tumblr have an option to save things? I don’t know how to save posts. Would be nice if that feature existed!

I may be stupid

thinking about werewolves and the concept of becoming a monster and discovering that something savage and uncontrollable exists within you and the potential that has to be a liberating narrative about growth and change and courage rather than a story about controlling and concealing it

“Humans are complex creatures with a variety of needs. They are not a suitable pet for most dragons, but for the right dragons who have time, patience, and proper resources, these animals can make absolutely incredible pets.”

had a dream where piendish was following me around repeating that phrase endlessly and this was the only way to describe how i felt waking up