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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

Beast I’m designing for class

What if we get an “I love you” from Sam in his cameo for thunderbolts???

I will die on the hill that he is in that movie, idc. I’m sat for his little minutes of screen time.

But like what if he ways I love you back? Guys what if we have both of them saying I love you to eachother? Guys what if Sam says I love you? WHAT DO WE DO THEN. GUYS WHAT IF-

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

sam was definitely trying to flirt with bucky by annoying him just look at his smile

DO A FLIPPPPPP