Mcgucket Mondayyyyy YIPPEE!!!!!!!!

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

"I keep trying to find things to worry about just so I can feel normal again, but I can't think of anything. Am I just supposed to feel... happy now? Is there something wrong with me because I don't?"

he's so cute. i just want to bite him. and bite him. bite him again. bite him. bite him. bite him. let me sink my teeth on him.

Back. on my Bullshit <3

hello gravity falls fans i come bearing Fruit of some kind (probably rotten fruit but hey the smell of decay is some times sweet)

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

reverse au prebetrayal billfords a little explanation: bill finished portal ford got into gf and now they doing random stuff (they're on a date hkhjkh)

where did they find the lighthouse???

Who are your 126 boyfriends

culminating list of fictional people that r either attractive or just give off gender envy 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ the numbers actually at 136 now

It's been one million years. Have a poem about rabies :D

Infection

Red fox, more blood than fur.

Furious, foaming.

Sinks teeth into any breathing

animal it sees

so more flowers of

rot may blossom,

unfurl, and

spread their spores.

Bit, then biting.

Corpses walk the earth,

not in the way

we think.

Incubation Period

Bite site is not infected,

healing well.

Prodrome

Loss of coordination in

front legs.

Walking starts to become

Limping.

Soon after that,

Limping

Becomes stumbling

forward.

Searching for something?

An urge to run

Blossoms like a

death cap mushroom

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well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business