Omg We Are Both Fucked In The Head Wanna Make Out

I wanna have a wedding purely for this now

Imagine there was a bouquet toss and it was me and my wife chucking bouquets at people full force

God, DAMN THE FUCK??? I LOVE

WOMEN

I woke up with a lot of love in my heart and the yearning is strong. And when I say women I mean ALL WOMEN. cis, trans, butch, femme, coquette, goth, alt, punk, you name them I adore them COME GIMME A SMOOCH

blood is not how you, as a vampyre, should sustain yourself - though it is quite sexual and beautiful..

any person looking to ascend from their mortal self into something greater should take note of this

you need to feed the soul

we don’t need billionaires, we need a self-sustaining lesbian commune with a community garden and a cat rescue

god forbid a dyke finds inspiration

Should be laid up with someone's daughter playing with her hair right now instead of whatever this is

I hate needing to see new doctors because I never know what could make them dismiss me.

I am to vague: obviously don't have an issue.

To spesific: hypochondriac.

Too knowledgeable about my own conditions: Has a suspicious extent of knowledge about spesific condition possible faker

Haven't heard of somthing like what they describe before: not real and if it is then it's clearly not important

Over explain to try and avoid the above: obsessed with being sick and looking for validation that they are. let them know you see through their evil gaslighting

💞

thinking about a time when i was worried about being judged for my scabbed cuticles and my mum told me it wasn't dirty or gross.

so for everyone with a bfrb. you are not dirty. you are not gross. you are not ugly because of your bfrb.

i hate when people message me my name and that’s it, it’s so scary. especially if it’s someone i don’t talk to 😭

Currently crying my eyes out because all of mine is gone and I’m trying not to move onto my scalp and eyebrows 😭

surely I will feel better if I yank out all this knee hair