"Just Stop Pulling Your Hair."

i present you with the dynamic of

bossy femme x butch following/listening like a good puppy

❤️‍🩹

one of the first times I ever cried while I was online was when I went on the trichotillomania tag and saw I wasn’t fucking alone and I wasn’t disgusting and it wasn’t as gross as people react to it

I was thinking it would be funny if during one of those hear me out cake videos a group of dudes pranked their homie and every single person put for every single hear me out, the dudes dad and now I can’t stop thinking about it as the party

All: this is our hear me out cake

Lucas: hear me out *puts a picture of Sheila the Thief from the dungeons and dragons 80s cartoon*

Will: hear me out *puts a picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: is that my dad??

Will: *shrugs*

Mike: Hear me out *puts a different picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: what the hell guys

El: hear me out *puts a third picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: what is wrong with you! Did you take that picture from my house?

Dustin: hear me out *places a fourth picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: everyone stop putting my dad! *Sees it’s Max’s turn next* max, max I swear to god if you put my father, we are breaking up, I will never forgive you

Max: Lucas don’t be weird, I’m not going to put your dad

Max: *sticks a picture of Lucas’s mom on the cake*

Lesbian Princess

happy dyke friday (part 1) !!!! butch thighs for my favorite ppl in my phone!!!

Alright, I’m fully healed. Send me a loyal butch that worships the ground I walk on.

Never really studied the female body

I think if she pulled me into a bathroom, pressed me against the wall and started kissing me it’d fix all my problems actually

these are all me btw