Dear Autistics Who

“you have really nice hands” thanks!! you dont have any plans for the next 36 hours, right?

Fucking her while she’s wearing my clothes and leaving marks all over her neck and tits would fix me.

the innocent femme x evil butch is too common

what about us evil, depraved femmes who want to ruin a sweet butch

where’s that representation smh

When I was ‘straight’ and my sister wanted to set me up with her boyfriend’s friend and she told me not to mention astrology or my interests and stuff like that to him because ‘guys don’t like that’ (I didn’t go through with it because deep in my heart I knew that’s not what I wanted anyway) now my girlfriend is also into astrology and she looked up our compatibility and she celebrated my zodiac season, listens to me and what I like and I’m not in a competition with her. my conclusion is a man will never love you the way a woman would.

encourage LESBIANISM

butches rise! (into my bed. on top of me)

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being

I hate needing to see new doctors because I never know what could make them dismiss me.

I am to vague: obviously don't have an issue.

To spesific: hypochondriac.

Too knowledgeable about my own conditions: Has a suspicious extent of knowledge about spesific condition possible faker

Haven't heard of somthing like what they describe before: not real and if it is then it's clearly not important

Over explain to try and avoid the above: obsessed with being sick and looking for validation that they are. let them know you see through their evil gaslighting

I was thinking it would be funny if during one of those hear me out cake videos a group of dudes pranked their homie and every single person put for every single hear me out, the dudes dad and now I can’t stop thinking about it as the party

All: this is our hear me out cake

Lucas: hear me out *puts a picture of Sheila the Thief from the dungeons and dragons 80s cartoon*

Will: hear me out *puts a picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: is that my dad??

Will: *shrugs*

Mike: Hear me out *puts a different picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: what the hell guys

El: hear me out *puts a third picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: what is wrong with you! Did you take that picture from my house?

Dustin: hear me out *places a fourth picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: everyone stop putting my dad! *Sees it’s Max’s turn next* max, max I swear to god if you put my father, we are breaking up, I will never forgive you

Max: Lucas don’t be weird, I’m not going to put your dad

Max: *sticks a picture of Lucas’s mom on the cake*

trying to seduce the dykes in my history class with slutty outfits (fully clothed with a peekaboo)