A Simple Human I Am

Skin is crumbchy

Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

You feeling sad? You absolutely crushed from the Dsmp? Well I got a solution for you my friend!

My friend Blue is a great streamer. He's funny, wholesome, and a pretty chill person.

If you ever need it, Blue would be a awesome comfort streamer for you!

I just posted a tiktok with my audition to be your

✨Comfort streamer✨

Check it out and tell me if I passed the vibe check!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJW3Rypg/

wow, you're such a weird artist. Their is only ONE of you, that so cringe, unfollow un-prime-sub

Noooooooo I need the subs!!

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I think the funniest possible headcanon is that Napoleon is both a real ghost AND a manifestation of Fred’s emotional issues, like congratulations bro you had such a massive nervous breakdown that you committed necromancy and spiritually bound your ancestor to the psychological concept of shame

wait

WAIT

REAL NECROMANCER FRED

KIDNAPPED BY PSYCHIC TERRORISTS

THIS IS HIS ONLY PSYCHIC POWER AND ALSO HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO USE IT

[furiously taking notes against the pace of my own brain]

I simply had to

Saul...

Saul…