Wip Drawing Of One Of My DnD Characters. This Is Sabrina, She's The Definition Of A Murder-hobo But Specifically

please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

The Great Walrus Debate

“Inconceivable! Such a paltry spell could never trump the plainly better spell, Greater Summon Walrus.”

“Blasphemy! Summon Greater Walrus is far better than your paltry spell.”

“You dare insult the ancient tradition of Summons!?” 

“I do! Summons are stupid and you know it! Why have a familiar that forbids you from summoning others who may aid you? It is madness! Madness, I say!”

“It is not! You would not need to summon others if you had a Summon yourself!”

“It is! What use is a Walrus Summon who is only helpful in exiguous situations when you could summon countless things useful in those distinct conditions and summon the Walrus when necessary?”

“It is not! And You, my brother in spells, have crossed the line!”

“You dare to insult my honour!? I have crossed no such line!”

“You have!”

“I have not!”

“Have!”

“Have not!”

“Have!”

“Have not!”

“Have!”

“Have not!”

“Have!”

“Have not!”

“Have not!”

“Have!”

“Ha! So you admit it!”

“I did nothing of the sort, you-!” 

“...”

“I did, didn't I…”

“You did.”

“Damn you and your mind games, David.”

“You say that but you always fall for them, Joseph.”

Story inspired by the "Two wizards debate on which is the better spell: 'Summon Greater Walrus; or 'Greater Summon Walrus' prompt by @writing-prompt-s

So, I personally hc that some of the students in HPA Class 78 have a betting pool of ships. (I first posted this on Wattpad as @Bananapiller btw, oh and I spelled Byakuya's name wrong in the original)

Junko: *talking to Kyoko, who just joined* So, here's the different ships. *Gestures to the blackboard of ships*

Celeste: Pick a ship, any ship!

Kyoko: ... *Looks up at the board and suddenly freezes*

Byakuya: Why are standing so stiffly. Having trouble deciding, Kirigiri?

Celeste: *looks where Kyoko is staring* oh... Well this awkward...

Kyoko: ... *Blushing* certainly...

Yes, I am a Celesgiri fan, don't judge (please). I honestly think that if the Tragedy didn't happen then Kyoko and Celestia would have started dating or at least gone out with each other.

What's Sauron's favorite cooking utensil?

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Mordor and pestle

Ok, that was a terrible joke.

I just realized this.

So I just finished rewatching She-Ra and The Princesses of Power(2018) for the 7th time and noticed this detail on the Season 3 Finale.

Angela: None of this is real. I'm sorry, Micah. *Kisses forehead*

Micah: Wait, Angela. I'm not-

Angela: *Flies away*

He was trying to tell her that he was still alive!

A real [joking] conversation between me and a co-worker yesterday;

Me: Hey, Josh, if I throw salt into someone's eyes, what is it?

Josh: Assault.

Me: I know it's a salt, but what is it?

Josh: *chuckles* I don't know

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

New and improved map!

Very wonky rough draft wip galaxy map for a story that I might not even finish the first chapter of lol

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

Aaaaaa! They're so cute!

Turtle ducks!