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The only way I can imagine a pregnant vampire is with a woman who was bitten during her pregnancy, leaving her with a dead foetus inside her. No possibility to expulse it or "absorb" it, no possibility that the foetus live with the venom circulating inside the blood circulation of its mother and in its own circulation ... so a mass of vampiric tissue in the form of a foetus non evolving in the uterus of a vampire. She would be in a state of perpetual pregnancy without the expectancy part. No hope to have a baby and no hope to forget that you could have a baby. It’s just sad and one of the worse way to be turn into a vampire. 😱

smeyer has said before that pregnant vampires CAN exist and yet did not provide us with a pregnant vampire character? like i wanna see a pregnant vampire sucking on some elf blood while doing the splits, or better yet, having a human touch her stomach and noticing that its hard so they knock and hear an echo from within! there's so many possibilities and its all super cool. I just always assumed preggos during transformation either dissolve or shit the babies out (to heal) but this is way cooler

En vrai, j'en parlais avec ma mère devant game of thrones il y a quelques jours, je lui demandais "Tu crois que Varys il est plus savoureux ?" Et on en a déduit que oui, parce que il y a une différence entre le boeuf et le taureau, le chapon et le coq... donc par déduction, l'eunuque est savoureux 😂

Kaamelott, Livre I, Eunuques et chauds lapins

Sounds like Juno Birch 😏👽

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

So cute ❤

hi this attacked me while working earlier and i could not get it out of my head 

Toujours surprise qu'il n'y ait jamais eu Foresti (elle est lyonnaise, la même génération que Astier, très pote avec M. Dux bellorum aka le chapon...). Sinon Agnès Jaoui a une grosse vibe Kaamelott je trouve. Kyan Khojandi semble évident, Edouard Baer aussi. On a jamais eu Rayane Bensetti non plus, alors que c'est le poulain de sa mère.

En me basant sur les 2 asterix d'animation (astier et chabat), on peut supposer récupérer Laurent Lafitte, Jérôme Commandeur, Gilles Lellouche ou Gregoire Ludig. Je vous laisse juger si c'est une bonne nouvelle ou pas.

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On en parle de cette tête de gamin ? 😂

... je viens de réaliser qu'il a 27-28 ans dans Dies Irae. Soit mon âge 💀

Honestly she's gorgeous and plays Rosalie wonderfully but (I know it's stupid) she's not a real blonde and it shows... it's not the case for every brown-haired woman but in her case she's so meant to have that hair color and she's so more beautiful with her real hair ! In the book Rose was always describe as a blonde model cliché and Nikki is not that kind of gal 😅

I think I see more someone like Margot Robbie in the role (or a young Adriana Karembeu for those who know her) 🤔 like an physic of a playboy first page but a sweet person inside ^^

NIKKI REED WAS A GREAT ROSALIE HALE AND I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS

Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Four

Later that night:

arthur qui "attends" que lancelot se barre avant de faire sa TS comme pour être sûr de pas être sauvé cette fois.

j'y pense.