I MADE IT, THE NICE GUYS 2016 SICFIC THAT MAINLY FOCUSES ON JACKSON HEALY.

logged into tumblr for the first time in months just for american psycho yaoi

Drawing of Jimmy and Curly gone broke from crypto investment because I can

Modern Patrick Bateman with social media goes as follows: after years of doing clean girl aesthetic, thirst traps, get ready with me, skincare videos and fake activism—he gets caught on camera berating a homeless person and assaulting the cameraman, old clips of him surface saying slurs, evelyn accidentally reveals on a live that he lied about voting blue. He gives a youtuber apology. Goes on a block spree and insults everyone in the comments. He crashes out screaming and crying at the camera on live. Everyone forgets in a week.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

We really do need more villainous Stone in Sonic4🙏

Summary:

Holland March and Holly have another spa day, this time they invite Jackson Healy to join them.

This is based off the poll I did recently on my account, I did the most voted option first which was family fluff, and I'll probably do the second most voted option next to make up for Wednesday's lack of a short story💀

I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point