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❝What a Cutie!❞

Summary: the 𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓰 realizes kaidou wasn’t lying about a partner!

pairings: shun kaidou x gn reader!

“I’m not lying Nendou!”

Shun yelled at Nendou who only smiled. “Sure you aren’t runt. Who would date you?” Nendou asked as he roughly patted Shun’s back. “Who would date you?!” Shun countered feeling offended as his cheeks glowed red. Why didn’t they believe him?! Shun has been trying to tell his friends that his partner really did exist! He had sent you a quick text to meet him at the mall where they currently were. You agreed and now he's trying to prove to them you do exist but you aren't there yet.

"They're coming I swear!" Shun exclaimed as Nendou pat his back. Aren looked away pretending to check his phone, Kokomi and Chyip were smiling politely, Saiki had his normal blank face, and Mera was eating. Saiki knew of course. Unfortunately, you were his cousin so he knows that you're dating Shun. Shun seemed to forget that fact and didn't ask Saiki for help.

Once you arrived Shun was the first to notice you and immediately brightened up. "Y/n! Over here!" He shouted to get your attention. You smiled as you waved back. You walk over to them and give Shun a hug. "Hi Shun. You called me out here so suddenly. You're lucky I was nearby." You said with a smile as Shun blushed and stuttered. "Yeah.. sorry about um.. that," Shun replied. "I'm teasing you, Shun! You're such a cutie!" You say with a smile pinching his cheeks.

"Who's this runt?" Nendou asked with a confused look. Well... when is he not confused? "Right! This is my partner! Y/n L/n-Saiki! I told you I wasn't lying!" Shun said excited to prove them wrong. "Oh hey, Kusuo!" You say noticing your cousin. He just nodded as you huffed. 'Rude ass.' You thought. Kusuo heard this of course and fought back the urge to just teleport you away.

"Wait... Saiki?" Aren asked confused. "Yeah! I'm Kusuo's cousin." You say with a smile extending your hand to shake all of theirs. "In your faces! I told you they were real!" Shun said victoriously. You only chuckled and pinched his cheek. "You're such a cutie!" You repeated as he blushed. "Come on... not here..." Shun muttered embarrassed. You laugh and comply by resting your hand on his shoulders. You love being taller than him (HE'S 5'3 HELP) so you could do things like that.

"Well, I didn't come here to just stand around. Come on Shun. I found this really cute store your brother would love." You say taking his hand and dragging him away. 'Kusuo mention anything to Auntie and I'm telling you have physic powers.' You threatened your cousin in your mind as he only replied to you telepathically. 'Yeah, whatever.' You smiled and continued to walk away. Who would've thought that Shun had a partner? Let alone Kusou's cousin!

a/n: he's so silly guys

Chapter Six: Oops?

yummy yummy yumm

im a liar. this MIGHT go past March :3

took so long to post this that I got braces on my top row 💔

Pairing: Kusuo Saiki x GN Reader!

'Gyatt!' ← Thoughts!

"Gyatt" ← Speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki's thoughts!

"Gyatt!" ← Saiki speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki speaking to one person via mind

masterlist | next chapter!

"Why are we having a beach episode?"

You asked Kusuo, who sat next to you under the umbrella. You were on the class trip to Okinawa, and he just shrugged. "The writer is lazy and skipped through episodes," He replied, keeping his gaze on the ocean. "Hm, but I'm so bored! Can't we go exploring or something?" You ask, slightly whining as you flop on the towel. "We could, but we're with our classmates. Teruhashi is the only one suspicious of us, and I'd like to keep it that way." He said paying no attention to your whining.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm just bored." You say with a sigh looking up at the umbrella. "Take a walk or something." Kusuo said, he usually would try and entertain you but seeing as you were near his 'friends' and in public, not much he could do. "Tuh... fine, I will!" You said getting up and stretching your arms. "Be safe," Kusuo said to you, he has physic powers, but he can't help but worry when his lover is out and about on their own. "I will," You say before going off to explore the beach. He nodded and continued to read a book he brought.

You walked around for a bit before spotting Chiyo. You haven't talked to her in a bit so you caught up to her. "Hey, Chiyo!" You called out to her, and she turned around and smiled at you. "Hey, Y/n! What's up?" She asked stopping so you could catch up to her. "Nothing much, I just got bored so I walked around until I spotted you." You responded as you stood in front of her. "I've been meaning to ask, you and Saiki look close. Like really close. I mean, he doesn't let any of us sit on his towel, if we ask, all we get is a blank stare! But if you ask, he rolls his eyes and nods! He even lets you flop in it!" Chiyo said looking at you suspiciously.

You gulped and looked away. "Whatt? You're going crazy, you know, that's just Ku- Saiki! Always stoic!" You said, almost slipping up. You were NOT cool under pressure, that much was obvious. "Mhm, whatever you say," Chiyo nodded suspiciously eyeing you up and down. "Then... what's your type?" She asked trying to get you to slip up. "Why should I have a type if I have Kusuo?" You asked before facepalming. "I knew it!" Chiyo cheered, happy to have gotten you to slip up. "Yeah yeah, just don't tell anyone. He wants to keep it a secret, and I've been doing good, until now." You sheepishly said, awkwardly scratching the back of your neck.

"I won't tell a soul! My lips are sealed! But since you have a boyfriend... maybe you could help me get closer to Kaidou!" Chiyo said, putting her hands on your shoulder. "Kaidou? I mean I can try and help but-" You started but Chiyo interrupted you by grabbing your hand. "Great! Let's go!" She said dragging you along.

The whole thing ended up being a bust, so you eventually had to tell kusuo, but he was scary when he finds out you messed up, so you decided to text him! What a great idea!

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Heh... A little sneak peak of whats to come >_<

❝random Osamu D. headcanons! ❞

Summary: Silly little headcanons with Dazai :3

Pairings: Dazai x gn reader

a/n: I don't really know how to write Dazai correctly so apologies if he's mischaracterized 😔

• Before you started dating he most definitely tried to act mysterious to try and attract you.

• It was the trope of he fell first and he fell harder.

• If you don't respond in less than 10 seconds he'll spam you.

D: 'heyy prettyy'

D: 'why aren't you responding.'

D: 'HEY'

D: 'fly low pretty 🦍(I couldn't find the dove)'

Your Initial: 'I WAS SLEEPING'

• He would spam you with random videos. Mostly ones he would find funny but it's depressing.

• If you were shorter than him he would constantly make jokes about it. If you're taller he still makes jokes about it.

• Teases you constantly.

• He annoys you whenever you don't give him enough attention. You could be doing important work and he'll be at your side.

Dazai: "Are you done yet? This is so boring!"

Y/n: "I just started. Wait like 30 minutes."

• He would kind of stop his suicide attempts. He'd still attempt but keep it to a minimum to not worry you as much.

• Would ask you to do a double suicide and you change your answer every time just to tease him.

• In a modern au he would put in his bio 'captured by this creature' with your @.

• Whenever you both go on walks and encounter a dog he will stare down the dog before pulling you to continue walking.

• He loves you but if you want a dog he would convince you not to get one since he dislikes them.

• You would have to drive everywhere since he's a reckless driver. Do not trust him behind the wheel.

• You keep him in line. Kunikida has your number on speed dial just in case Dazai slacks off.

• You are Kunikida's favorite person because you keep Dazai in check.

• Because of how people think of Dazai, they would expect him to be overprotective and possessive. But he's COMPLETELY THE OPPOSITE. He doesn't care if you stay out at night or who you're around, because he knows you're loyal . But if shit goes down expect him to be there in a second.

• Dazai is one sarcastic man. Like if you see him going to the bathroom and you ask "are you going to the bathroom?" he'll say "no, I'm going to the shed to bury Chuuya. YES IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM."

• If you were sad he'd probably say something stupid like "turn that frown upside down bbg"

• Dazai sings and hums when he's not paying attention , and you've definitely seen it a couple of times.

• At first you two were no labels but now he's super proud to be with you.

• If you had any insecurities he would always say he found you to be breathtaking no matter what.

• To be fair, he probably doesn't find PDA as an issue. If you intertwined your hand with his, he wouldn't find it as a big deal. He doesn't mind kisses in public either. (RAHHHHJHH)

• His favorite spots to kiss you would be the forehead, lips and your hands.

• If he were to take you on a date it would either be a restaurant or a at home movie night.

• He gossips with you. You have any sort of drama from work or friends? He's sitting with you listening to everything. Especially on spa days you insist you both have.

Y/n: "Then she found out her husband was sleeping with her co worker."

Dazai: "I knew something was up."

Chapter 7: Who’s Leading This Date, Anyway?

CHAPTER 7 ALMOST THERE GUYS :33

pairings: kenma x gn reader!

just writing this time!

masterlist | next chapter!

"Kenma stop pulling my hair!"

You yell pushing your elbow in his face as you both dance on 'Just Dance!' "Get your elbow out of my face!" He said pushing your elbow back. You both ended up getting perfect scores. "You cheated." He said looking at the screen. You were offended and scoffed. "Says the one pulling my hair!" You said rubbing the back of your head.

"Erm... okay buddy! Let's get food." Kenma said getting off the game and taking your hand in his and walking away. You felt warm inside, even though you had held hands before but this time it was on a date. An actual date. Not a hangout. Someone pinch you because this has to be a dream!

Kenma's face was heating up slightly. Holding hands with you was unintentional. It was so normal before but now it made him feel extra warm inside. Who knew just changing what you called hangouts made you feel different? This was the push they needed all along.

"What would you like to order?" The barista asked you both with a smile. Kenma ordered both of your meals before finding a place to sit. "I found a store here called Teddy Co! We should go there after this! I stole Kuroo's wallet so we have around another half hour of us spending his money." You said sitting down across from him.

"You stole his money? You know what? Hell yeah." Kenma said with a nod. The order came and you both ate. You leave a tip and quickly head your way to the store that you mentioned earlier. You and Kenma may have ended up spending half of Kuroo's money but it's okay because Kenma was involved.

"Today was so much fun Kenma!" You said skipping next to him while holding the bags you both got. Kenma smiled softly and intertwined your hands together. "Um... this is so embarrassing holy shit. This was a date. Our first date. So um... I like you... no... more like.. love you. I just wanted to confess it since it already seems like we're going in this direction so..." Kenma muttered looking away and speaking quietly.

You felt warm inside and squeezed his hand. Was this really happening? Yes. It is. "Kenma I... this is embarrassing holy shit. I love you too. So... what do we do after that?" You say flustered keeping your gaze on Kenma. He just shrugged. You thought for a bit before speaking once more. "That means... we're partners now! You're my boyfriend and I'm your lover." You said with a smile as Kenma looked back up at you. He smiled and nodded. "Yeah. Lover.." Kenma said rubbing his thumb over your knuckles gently.

You both started to walk again and he decided to walk you back to your house. "Oh um before you go.." Kenma said before you opened the front door. As soon as you turned around you felt a pair of lips brush against yours gently. Kenma kissed you! He pulled back before you could even react. "Sorry! I um.." Kenma said blushing profusely yet before he could walk away or do anything you gave him a peck as well. "See you tomorrow!" You said entering your house like nothing happened but as soon as that door closed you instantly hid your face in your hands.

Kenma just stood there stunned before gently touching his lips with his fingers. He started to blush and walked away. He's never dated before! He's never kissed before! This was all so new to him! But... at the same time, it felt right. Your lips against his felt perfect. Like they were made for each other.

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❝Happy Birthday!❞

Pairings: Kenma Kozume x GN reader!!

Summary: Kenma Birthday Special!

Timeline: Canon's timeline

Birthdays...

Kenma never really had a big opinion on them. Sure his parents and friends celebrated but he never felt it was important. So when you started interrogating him about his birthday he wanted to make it a game. He has never once told you his birthday since middle school and up till now in high school. Even though you're dating he wants you to figure it out.

Kuroo won't tell you anything and the rest of the team acts like they forgot. So you're at a dead end. That was until he made the mistake of bringing you over on his birth week. You see everything was going smoothly. You entered his home, greeted his parents, went to his room, and cuddled in his bed like always. When he went to the bathroom that's when you stroke.

You went downstairs to where his mother was and talked to her. "So... Mrs. Kozume is Kenma doing... anything special on his birthday?" You asked leaning on the table where she sat. She smiled before shaking her head. "No, he said since it's today it'll be a hassle. But we were going to celebrate it on Saturday." Mrs. Kozume answered your question.

"Today huh? So... October 16th?" You ask discreetly checking over your shoulder to make sure he wasn't back from the bathroom yet. "Yeah. Did you not know?" She asked with a slightly confused look. "Oh no! I was just making sure!" You say before going back to the bedroom and waving goodbye. Thankfully he was taking a shit or something because he wasn't back.

You laid down in your original position and took out your phone marking Kenma's birthday. He came back a few minutes later and flopped back on the bed. You decided you wanted to tease him about it. You saw he was tired so he would answer your questions. "So what are you doing for your birthday today?" You ask cuddling up to his chest. He hummed. "Nothing. Wait." Kenma said before realizing what you said and what he said.

"Aha!" You exclaimed with a grin on your face. He sighed in defeat. "I was so careful," Kenma said with a slightly dramatic tone of voice. "It's your birthday! Birthday birthday birthday!" You chanted. "How'd you even find out?" Kenma asked with a defeated look. "Your mom told me." You say with a slight smirk. "Of course she did..." Kenma said with a sigh.

"Well... now you get birthday punches! Ah!" You say excitedly as Kenma only lets out a small chuckle. "Sure. Whatever you say, love." Kenma said as he buried his face on the back of your neck. "Yeah yeah. Happy birthday." You say before closing your eyes.

Extra: texting him happy birthday >_<

Warning: it does contain the 'im going to touch you' type of jokes. Please do not proceed if you are uncomfortable with these jokes. I do not wish to make anyone uncomfortable :((

a/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BIGGEST HAIYKUU KIN <33

a/n: ALSO I MADE THE READER A BIT YOUNGER JUST BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY PLEASE DONT COME FOR ME ://

IT'S UPDATING TMW AT 7 FOR ME IM GONNA GO CRAZY YAYAYYAYAYAYA I'M SO EXCITED

bro. If Chohan doesn't hop off im gonna go insane

leave them alone lil bro.

LITTLE CRUSH TOO I FORGOT TO MENTION BUT HE WAS SO CUTIE 💔💔

someone get into it so i can yap about it pls

guys... Any cherry crush fans 💔

I just started it like... A few weeks ago and im on season three episode 79 now

My sillies 💔

Guys... Hear me out on mashiro ‼️

I love cherry crush guys its so silly

IM GONNA CRASH IF CRUSH HAS TO LEAVE AGAIN 😠😠😠

💔💔

MY SHAYLA 💔💔

hahahhahahhah

um

the voices are telling me to make a kuni fic..

a wanderer fic if you will...

and.. A regular one gulps with obly slight texts

breathes heavily

i dont want to make more series

i dont like working a lot

but the voices inside me want to make more

guys... @sugurumybeloved is a FAKE leorio fan. She doesn't even know his name AND called MY goat kurapika.... get ready for this list... she called him kunigami, kunikida, and kunijami. OH BROTHERRRR

That was my exact reaction when she said that.

Edit: shes gonna call him parakeet bcs hes ugly sighh..... kurapika hate in the big '25 🥀