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Chapter 4: ❝You what?! PT 2❞

this is like... the only chapter with just writing so... heh... beware :3

Pairings: Kenma x GN reader

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"Hey."

Kenma muttered from behind you. You jumped up a bit in surprise and looked away from your phone. "You're gonna give me a heart attack, Kenma! " you said with a sigh, pocketing your phone again. "Let's go inside. I saw the menu, and everything looks amazing!" You said, taking his arm and dragging him inside the cafe.

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"I don't get it," Kenma said looking at your hand movements. "It's a giraffe!" You said giving up as Kenma sighed and tilted the phone up looking at his score. You and him were playing the game 'Charades!' in the cafe while they waited for their food. "You're terrible at this game you know." You snicker looking at his terrible score. "Shut up..." Kenma muttered. "Okay, my turn!" You say taking the phone and choosing a category before placing it on your head.

Kenma groaned and made a poor hand gesture. "Princess and the Frog!" You guessed and Kenma looked shocked and nodded. You cheered and tilted the phone down signaling you got it correct. After the game, Kenma looked at your score and groaned. "How are you so good at this..." He muttered feeling competitive. "Heh... I'm just alpha like that." You said with a chuckle and put your phone away as the treats you both ordered came.

"You should eat more than apple pie, you know." You're looking at his order. You should eat less biggie, Kenma retorted with a small smirk on his face. You looked offended and scoffed. "Alright. I am NOT Lev," you said with a scoff. Kenma snickered and hid his smile with his hand. "You sound like Yaku," Kenma said with a small smile. "I would hope so, I'm his cousin." You say with rolled eyes.

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"Why did Kuroo ask me for ten dollars?" Kenma asked looking at his phone. You both went out to the arcade after the cafe to hang out. Currently, you both were on a shooter game but Kenma got distracted by Kuroo texting him. "I knew his broke ahh isn't paying me back." You said taking Kenma's gun and shooting it so they could win the game.

"Why does he have to pay you back?" Kenma asked and snatched the gun back and continued to play. "We made a bet on who would ask out who first. Him or Lia. I said Lia because I love her and I won." You explained. Kuroo had a girlfriend from Fukurodani, Lia, who was one of the managers. She was also Akaashi's cousin. You both went to the same middle school and kept in touch!

"That's his fault. He's a pussy." Kenma said with a scoff. You couldn't help but snort. "You're not wrong.." You said with a snicker. While you hadn't noticed, Kenma had a small smile on his face and a tiny bit of blush. He thought you looked stunning. He wishes he could grow a pair of balls and just tell you how he feels. But like Kuroo he's a pussy.

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"Are they still playing?" A girl with a cap and sunglasses asked the boy in front of her covering their faces with menus. The boy shook his head. "Nope. They're making their way inside now." He said side-eyeing Kenma and Y/n. The girl nodded and hid her face with the menu when Kenma looked over.

'Are they serious? Do they think I'm that stupid?' Kenma asked himself staring at the duo with a deadpan. Of course, Lia and Kuroo would follow them. The both of them are nosey as hell. He sighed and turned his attention back to you. "We got enough to get the huge cat squishmallow!" You said happily.

Since first year you both wanted the huge cat squishmallow in the arcade. So you both saved up enough points to get it. Today was the day! "Finally..." Kenma said with a small smile. "Come on be more excited!" You said shaking him by the shoulders as he groaned and let himself be shook.

Kuroo snickered and Lia smacked his hand discreetly. He was going to get them caught! Kuroo made a quiet pained noise and glared at his girlfriend before putting his attention back on you and Kenma.

"Let's go! It's getting dark now." You said taking the cat plush in your hands and walking out the door. Kuroo sighed and put the menu down and Lia did the same. "And they say they aren't dating," Kuroo said with a shake of his head like a disappointed father. "Right, even Bo wasn't this dense," Lia said putting her head in the palm of her hand.

"That's insane. Well, we should get going. Shall we princess?" Kuroo said getting up and extending his hand towards Lia and helping her up. "We shall." She said with a smile before both of them walked out.

IM FINALLY DONE BRO SORRY FOR THE LONG ASS WAIT FOR THIS SHITTY ASS CHAPTER 😣

taglist: @sugurumybeloved, @frootloopscos, @walllflowerrrsss, @thatgirlsstar,, @abzyissupersleepy

❝The Melody!❞

Summary: Oneshot with Reki Kyan!

Description: Reki hears a sound coming from his school's music room. He goes to find out what it is. (READER PLAYS VIOLIN)

Pairings: Reki Kyan x GN Reader

Key ^^: (h/l)= hair length and (h/c)= hair color!

"Did you hear that?"

Reki asked Langa stopping in his tracks. He heard the slight sound of a violin being played. Langa looked at him shaking his head. "I don't hear anything." He said with a slight confused look. What exactly did Reki hear?

"I'll be right back!" Reki exclaimed before going to where the sound was coming from. It got a bit louder when he got closer. He stopped at the music room and opening the door slightly to peek in. The only thing he could say to describe what he saw was breathtaking.

In the music room was a person with (h/l) (h/c) hair and the school's uniform. They were sitting on the floor playing the violin. They were looking over music notes while playing. They muttered to themselves under their breath. They looked a bit frustrated but the music and melody they created sounded amazing.

"Hey! That sounds amazing!" Reki exclaimed going into the music room. You flinched a bit before averting eye contact. "You really think so? It's not great.. I could do better.." You say while looking down at the violin in your hand. Reki just looked confused.

"You could do better?! But you're already so cool! How long did it take you to learn?!" Reki asked wanting to know more about you. You just.. intrigued him. "It took me ten years.. I started when I was 7." You say putting the violin back in it's case. "Ten years?! That's so cool! My name is Reki! What's yours?" Reki asked you offering you a hand to sit up. You smile softly and take his hand. "Y/n.. Nice to meet you Reki." You say with a smile.

"Nice to meet you too!" Reki said after staring at you for a second. He felt his cheeks grow warmer and his heartbeat quicken. He doesn't know why he feels like this. Maybe how you smile? How you talk? The way you play the violin? Or maybe.. the melody?

a/n: Woah! Cliff hanger! This is open ended so make your own ending :3

random miya c headcanons >_<

summary: silly little headcanons >0<

pairings: miya chinen x reader ^o^

a/n: PLEASE if you are over the age of a minor it would be weird for you to read this I fear..

• He lets you play with his hair because he loves the feeling of you running your hands through his hair.

• When you both get older you adopt a cat per his request.

• He brings you to S whenever he has a beef just to show off.

• He feels proud whenever you compliment his skills but pretends that it doesn't affect him.

• If you were to hang out with the others Miya would always make sure to be next to you or close. When you mention it he just says 'I'm just making sure you don't get their idiotic tendencies.' when in reality he just wants to be close to you.

• He says he doesn't want to be a little spoon while cuddling but he does.

• It took him a while to confess to you because he was afraid you would leave him if you didn't feel the same.

• Whatever food you hand him he'll eat. A fry? He eats it. A piece of a burger? He eats it. Meat? He eats it.

• He says that your gifts are 'bad' but he cherishes them a lot.

• He likes to scare you. Especially when you turn the corner in hallways.

• When he's tired of his day he clings to you but denies it the next day when he wakes up being spooned.

• He isn't a fan of PDA as he thinks it should only be between you two.

• He loves playing RPGs with you.

• He lets you use his switch while he watches.

• He enjoys it when you brush his hair.

• He walks you to and from school just to be safe.

• Whenever you guys go out it would be an arcade or a cat café.

• Online you both would have matching cat profile pics like this:

you're the white cat and he's the black cat.

• You both judge people. Like a lot.

• If you do have an argument it's up to you to make him feel better because otherwise he'll be annoyed and 'angry' the whole day.

• He enjoys when you binge his favorite shows with him so you can talk about it.

• His parents like you a lot because you bring out a enjoyable side out of him.

• He loves when you text first because he wouldn't know what to say. Your texts would go as

Y/n: What's cookin good lookin 😼

M: You're an idiot 🙄

Y/n: Chat this is not rizz 😕

M: kys

Y/n: Aw shucks!

• He also loves when you two call because he loves listening to your voice.

• It's the Yapper x Listener for the both of you with you as the Yapper and him as the listener.

a/n: he's so silly >0<

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i was feeling silly and redownloaded wattpad to connect with my roots and i found the most scrumptious saiki x gn reader fic

it was a crossover between jjk and saiki k with the reader being based off gojo and ooo i stayed up till 2 am finishing it. IT WAS SO GOOD WITH SUCH LOW VIEWS LIKE WHAT

THEY CAPTURED SAIKI AND GOJO'S PERSONALITIES PERFECTLY AND IT WAS SUCH A GOOD MIX OF ANGST, FLUFF, AND COMEDY I GENUINELY COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

it was so good that after an angst chapter with me silently screaming 'MY SHALYAS 😞😞💔💔' i ended up reading the next chapter with a giggle

it was so good i was sad it ended but!! It was a slowburn, mainly because in the end saiki had to go through so many timelines just to find one where y/n stays and AUGH

(also my saiki k series might be on hiatus for a bit cause of testing soon 🥀 but maybe i'll post a chaoter this week idk)

i love crossover fanfics with my whole heart

if you have wattpad or even just the website and you like saiki x reader fics, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE check out 'OBLINE, KUSUO SAIKI' its so good guys trust me, i think there were a few grammer and spelling errors but it still was amazing

heres the cover too :3

the comments pissed me off

thats the main reson i deleted wattpad 🥀

IM ALSO READING THIS MUICHIRO READER CROSSOVER WITH MIRACULOUS (i said i was going back to my roots) AND ITS SO GOOD AUGHHH

but anyway!

heh... aki out! 🤤

LOVE YA TOO :333 <333

@silly-suicidal-idiot @mydark-impulse @jeffbuckleymylove i love all of you so very much ^^ 😼😼😼

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I hate gym I know no one here…

heh.. time be 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼

SOMEONE TELL ME IM NOT CRAZY

THERES A BLUE LOCK FAN DUB OR VOICE OVER ON TIKTOK

AND I KEEO QUOTING IT BUT @sugurumybeloved RHINKS IM CRAZY BC SHE HASNT SEEN IT

ANYONE OLEASE

SHE THINKS IM A FREAK BC I WAS QUOTING ISAGI

'jokes on you because i'll like it cause im a masochist!'

'what the fuck did i just hear 😨'

'this shit just got intercepted by Oliver IQ, I'm so bri'ish!'

'do you want to know my body count 😈'

'that isnt even remotely close to what we were talking about 😨'

'my direct... SHOT?!?!?!?'

'i'm a... STRIKER?!?!??!'

I KNOW IM NOT INSANE 💔

i love these colors they look so yummy 😋

no pressure tags: @niko-the-clown, @jeffbuckleymylove, @mydark-impulse, + anyone else who'd like to join!

Which oddly specific colour palette are you?

Thank you for the tag, @citrus-moonlight!!! This is... quite literally my wardrobe color on top of the eyeshadows/lipsticks I wear on the daily so this is actually quite spooky skfjsdkf

Link to quiz.

No pressure tags (and you if you see this!): @sixpennydame @nube55 @littlerequiem @pinkberryfox @thechaoticarchivist

❝random Osamu D. headcanons! ❞

Summary: Silly little headcanons with Dazai :3

Pairings: Dazai x gn reader

a/n: I don't really know how to write Dazai correctly so apologies if he's mischaracterized 😔

• Before you started dating he most definitely tried to act mysterious to try and attract you.

• It was the trope of he fell first and he fell harder.

• If you don't respond in less than 10 seconds he'll spam you.

D: 'heyy prettyy'

D: 'why aren't you responding.'

D: 'HEY'

D: 'fly low pretty 🦍(I couldn't find the dove)'

Your Initial: 'I WAS SLEEPING'

• He would spam you with random videos. Mostly ones he would find funny but it's depressing.

• If you were shorter than him he would constantly make jokes about it. If you're taller he still makes jokes about it.

• Teases you constantly.

• He annoys you whenever you don't give him enough attention. You could be doing important work and he'll be at your side.

Dazai: "Are you done yet? This is so boring!"

Y/n: "I just started. Wait like 30 minutes."

• He would kind of stop his suicide attempts. He'd still attempt but keep it to a minimum to not worry you as much.

• Would ask you to do a double suicide and you change your answer every time just to tease him.

• In a modern au he would put in his bio 'captured by this creature' with your @.

• Whenever you both go on walks and encounter a dog he will stare down the dog before pulling you to continue walking.

• He loves you but if you want a dog he would convince you not to get one since he dislikes them.

• You would have to drive everywhere since he's a reckless driver. Do not trust him behind the wheel.

• You keep him in line. Kunikida has your number on speed dial just in case Dazai slacks off.

• You are Kunikida's favorite person because you keep Dazai in check.

• Because of how people think of Dazai, they would expect him to be overprotective and possessive. But he's COMPLETELY THE OPPOSITE. He doesn't care if you stay out at night or who you're around, because he knows you're loyal . But if shit goes down expect him to be there in a second.

• Dazai is one sarcastic man. Like if you see him going to the bathroom and you ask "are you going to the bathroom?" he'll say "no, I'm going to the shed to bury Chuuya. YES IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM."

• If you were sad he'd probably say something stupid like "turn that frown upside down bbg"

• Dazai sings and hums when he's not paying attention , and you've definitely seen it a couple of times.

• At first you two were no labels but now he's super proud to be with you.

• If you had any insecurities he would always say he found you to be breathtaking no matter what.

• To be fair, he probably doesn't find PDA as an issue. If you intertwined your hand with his, he wouldn't find it as a big deal. He doesn't mind kisses in public either. (RAHHHHJHH)

• His favorite spots to kiss you would be the forehead, lips and your hands.

• If he were to take you on a date it would either be a restaurant or a at home movie night.

• He gossips with you. You have any sort of drama from work or friends? He's sitting with you listening to everything. Especially on spa days you insist you both have.

Y/n: "Then she found out her husband was sleeping with her co worker."

Dazai: "I knew something was up."