Im Legit Just Rebloging This So I Can Use The Pick Up Line Later.

WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT IS HAPPENING IN THIS FAMILY-

HUSBAND👹

WIFE 😧

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 Thanks for the wonderful year everyone!!!!

@0rangeangelo Alright bet

“A star? For me?”

“How kind…”

REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:

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i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

Do people tickle your pickle?

Bbg if I had a pickle they would (this is my friend dw)

They are getting married and no one can tell me otherwise.

little gentlemen

If you could have any power in the milky way, what would you get and not get?

SHAPESHIFTING!!! I have always wanted to be able to shape shift, but I think that the power of flight is kind of dumb.