What Does The Arab In Your Carrd Mean? Is It Like Afab And Amab?

“hi welcome do mcdonalds, what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?”

“uhhh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“jake what do i do?”

“get the fries. You’ll need the energy in the coming days.”

*stuffs it back in my pocket* “uhh yes please the meal would be great’

it's gonna be really hard for a lot of people over the next few weeks self isolating. that takes a toll on mental health. we made a quick video to show some tips you can try to keep your mental as balanced as possible for the time being.

Me (as a child): why are all the songs about love?

Mom: someday you will understand

Me (now as an adult): seriously why are all the songs about love and sex this is ridiculous

top 10 gayest killers’ songs

10. the ballad of michael valentine: literally just a song about how cool this guy is

9. midnight show: “DRIVE FASTER BOYYYYYYYY”

8. sam’s town: wanting to get out of your hometown is gay culture at it’s finest

7. on top: i mean………… it’s called…………

6. read my mind: not even explicitly gay but could you even imagine a song this good being about straight people? + “a subtle kiss that no one sees”

5. bones: the juxtaposition of sneaking away on the back roads and clarifying that “i don’t really like you” vs the reassurance of “it’s only natural.” the confession of “i never had a lover / i never had a soul / i never had a good time.”

4. mr. brightside: the ambiguity of the jealousy making it gay no matter the gender of the person singing is like… the definition of iconic. the jessie’s girl of this generation.

3. when you were young: the experience of “this isn’t what i pictured for myself but like. yeah. it makes sense.”

2. somebody told me: if you’re bisexual and you ever listen to any song other than this you die immediately

1. andy you’re a star: i don’t know where to begin with this one since every lyric is literally unambiguously gay. the restraint on the “hey shut up.” the facade of indifference on the first “in the car with a girl / promise me she’s not your world” vs the desperate outburst and almost-voice-crack on the second one. the vivid memories of your first unrequited middle school crush every gay person gets when listening to it. the killers singlehandedly invented gay rights thanks for listening

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

looking for someone new to listen to while yr in lockdown?? then keep reading n let us convince u!

hello! we're a band from south london called bears in trees. people usually tell us we're either indie, pop punk, or emo, but we think we're a dirtbag boyband.

we've been compared to;

- waterparks!

- fall out boy!

- twenty one pilots!

- the front botoms!

- cavetown!

- dodie!

- the 1975!

and we write songs abt (amongst other things): gay bars, running away from everything and everyone, dealing with the deaths of close friends, and not being able to ride yr skateboard. you can check out our spotify here.

we're also active on tumblr every day, so u can ask us whatever u want/hang.

if u think u might like us, or that yr followers will, it's cool to rb this. community is nice (especially right now) and because we aren't able to be a normal band for a while, we could really use all the help we could get.

thanks for reading, and have a lovely day.

sometimes you need to do the hard thing. study for your test even if it’s boring and you want to avoid it. get up an hour early to exercise even if you feel like death. go out of your way to help someone else even if it’s inconvenient. do something alone even though you’re afraid of being judged. go somewhere new even if it’s scary and disorientating at first. confess to the person who makes u blush even if it means risking rejection. let go of your old habits even though it feels like you can’t live without them. it’s supposed to be hard. life isn’t going to have amazing rewards if you’re always feeling comfortable.

I think mulan is like the only movie that sexist and feminist simultaneously and I fucking like it.

tell me something nice