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I miss sleeping next to someone

whump community i need ur help /pi

give me whumpy songs, im making a playlist for us

“Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all giving you away. Everything you do shows your hand. Everything is a self portrait. Everything is a diary.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

My Anime List Summed Up in 10 Words or Less

Kill La Kill

Evil Alien Clothes make people go naked to fight back.

Nanbaka

Annoyed prison guard deals with his escaping inmates/children.

Servamp

Lazy vampire cat works for teenager with zero chill.

The Morose Mononokean

Tired high school exorcist hires literal 5 year old.

Kekkai Sensen

Kid moves to the city and joins a blood gang.

Dr. Stone

The Stone Age is both figurative and literal.

Given

Gays in a band. No further explanation needed

Literally all sports anime

The fate of the world depends on us winning this game.

vintage playlists

you’re a lesbian pharaoh laying down naked on a velvet throne. beautiful women wrap you in jewels and gold and crystals, do your makeup, and make sure youre comfortable. then they bring in the most talented artists to paint your portrait.

you sneak out of your house to fight for women’s suffrage in the 1920s because your husband is a senator who opposes women’s suffrage but then you get arrested for protesting in front of the whitehouse. when he comes to bail you out, you tell him that you won’t go with him because a woman is not free in or out of jail. 

you and your best friend go to a dance together in the 50s. he comes to pick you up in his red thunderbird and you get in. you guys are of COURSE just friends, even though everyone thinks you are dating. you laugh about it on the way there, but as the night gets later and you start dancing, you notice you’re starting to get closer and closer to each other. then a slow song comes on…

youre a emo teen from the early 2000s and you just got home from getting snake bites. you slam the door to your room closed and lay down on your black comforter and stare at the picture of Gerard Way on the ceiling. you think, “no one understands me.”

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I'm just now getting into Contenders, what do I need to know? What's the tea?

Ok I was going to just have a jokey answer like “haha what is overwatch contenders, blizzard sure never heard of them” but legit my body had a visceral response that refuses to let me fuck this up so here is a too long info dump:  Overwatch Contenders is the official Tier 2 (T2) league for Blizzard’s overwatch esports. It is split into 6 regions: NA, SA, EU, CN, PAC, KR, AUS. (North America, South America, Europe, China, Pacific, Korea, Australia). Each hosts games based on their own time zone, have their own schedules etc etc.  Liquidpedia has all the most updated info on schedules , standings and players Supposedly it’s the next step down from Overwatch League in terms of the path to pro, it’s suppose to be the direct pipeline of talent to OWL but lets be real, other than Boston Uprising, OWL hardly ever scouts outside NA and KR contenders.  in 2020, the format of Contenders have changed drastically from previous years, its alot of stuff that im not going to go into about points and how teams can come up from Overwatch Trials to keep the path to pro dynamic but it also kinda fucked the broadcasting for most of the season so :/ 

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2020 stream links (youtube) : 

English Streams of all regions here . Contenders KR in Korean can be found here. Contenders SA in Portuguese can be found here . Contenders PAC in Taiwanese can be found here . I used to watch CN in mando on cc but they have since switched streaming platforms and I have no idea where to find it now sorry. 

Previous years were streamed on twitch and vods can still be found on there:

Eng / SA  (esp) / KR / PAC: TW | TH / CN Boardcastgg did English language streams for almost all regions in 2018 and 2019 and they also have loads of vods review and t3 tournament coverage ! go give them some support !

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I think if you want a very good intro to All The Regions, 2019′s Contenders Gauntlet tournament that had all the best teams from all regions is a good starting point. It was a REALLY good tournament from PAC region underdogs to Atlanta Academy and KR’s Element Mystic beating the living daylights out of each other. 

I personally watch alot of PAC and AUS and I highly enjoy them. I would suggest KR for Extremely High Quality Overwatch and CN for the Crazy Comp Aggressive Overwatch. According to @sayasurprise​ who religiously watches EU, it has the potential to be great if their players didnt get funnelled into NA at an alarming rate. NA is A Mess they literally had to do a 5 way tie breaker yesterday? WTF? I’m glad you’re looking into contenders ! any bit of support for T2 helps. Condenters is truly a dying scene, there are barely any prize money, and even then blizzard hardly ever cough up. T2 players and orgs are struggling with not enough resources and not enough coverage and just not enough anything - and the teams with no orgs are even doing even worse. ( I was going to talk about academy teams aka teams sponsored by an OWL org, but for 2020 almost all the OWL team got rid of their academy team :pensive: ) 

Whump Prompt #67

Whumpee sobbed, straining against their restraints in a desperate attempt to escape or do something other than stay stuck there.

“You monster! You killed them! How could you? I’ll- I’ll.”

Whumpee pulled harder and harder at their restraints until there was an audible popping sound. But before Whumpee could discern what it came from, Whumper’s open palm exploded pain across their face.

“Oh shut up, Whumpee. I’m not that cruel… yet.”

Whumpee froze as Caretaker was forced to the ground in front of them, trembling and coughing up very concerning amounts of blood. 

Sobbing with relief this time, Whumpee strained just as hard as before towards Caretaker. However, Whumper grabbed their chin roughly

“From now on, every time you disobey, little Caretaker here will get one step closer to their death. So I suggest you start obeying. Resistance wouldn’t be a good look on Caretaker after all.

Whumpee gulped, ignoring the pleading eye contact of Caretaker telling Whumpee not to.

Whumpee nodded.

“Okay… I’ll obey. For Caretaker’s sake.”

Whumper’s smile grew to a too-wide grin.

“Perfect, my new pet.”